stupidest pickup line ever!!!

IF You were a BOOGER id pick you first :) (see more)

Hey baby, lets go to my place, and you can make me a bologna sandwich  (see more)

(Use your index finger to bring them over to you) then you say I made you come with one finger imagine what i can do with my whole hand (see more)

Are you wearing space pants, because your ass is out of this WORLD! (see more)

ill giv u a nickel if u tickle my pickle (see more)

I recently found my boyscouts uniform when cleaning out my house to move. It still fits, almost perfectly. Obviously the best idea is to put it on and try to pick up ladies-- right?
I think it's a tie between
"Hey, I'm trying to get my 'best one night stand you've ever had' badge if you'd like to help me out..."
and
"Y'know, I got this badge for ladykillin'" (see more)

Do you come here often or do you wait until you get home? (see more)

do you wanna box(yes) well get down on you knees and give me 2 blows to the head. (see more)

I lost my phone number can i have yours?? (see more)

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

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dude- do like apples?
chick- yes (no)
dude - u wanna have sex? (see more)

oink...i'm a cow...

*winks*

WAHAHHAHAhah! Wtf?! (see more)

Damn, if being sexy was a crime,
you’d be guilty as charged!


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iam new here can you show me the way to your house? (see more)

Me: My magic watch says that your not wearing any underwear.

her: yes i am...

me: Dang it must be 10 minutes earlier. (see more)

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*wink*
im ur future husband baby. (see more)

“Great legs, what time do they open?”

or

“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.” (see more)

If i could rearrange the alphabet,i wud put U an I together!! (see more)

those eyes are so blue i could swim in them. (see more)

i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you (see more)