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If U Were Homeless, What Wud Ur Cardboard Sign Say

If you were homeless and were standing on a corner begging, what would your cardboard sign say to get people's attention??? 2 entries MAX. Have fun. Most Creative/Funniest Wins.


total challengers: 19   
1st
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"Give me money or I'll follow you home." (see more)
 
N0Caffeine
RATING: 3.5  VIEWS: 267  VOTES: 30

 

2nd
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need money for new cardboard house. (see more)
 
gumby69
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 231  VOTES: 14

 

3rd
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$* NEED money to LOOK like my NEIGHBOR *$ (see more)
 
addicted2me
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 256  VOTES: 18

 

4th
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WILL EAT FOR FOOD! (see more)
 
Heat_Girl
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 183  VOTES: 19

 

5th
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"WHY LIE.. I WANT A BEER.." (see more)
 
nice_s
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 150  VOTES: 14

 

6th
I'm homeless and horny. I need money for a hooker. (see more)
 
RJBrian
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 202  VOTES: 20

 

7th
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WILL BREAKDANCE FOR FOOD (see more)
 
nice_s
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 181  VOTES: 11

 

8th
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need to say more? (see more)
 
mechagod
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 95  VOTES: 5

 

9th
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"ME love you long time, 5 dolla!"

See, not all homeless people are lazy :P  (see more)
 
N0Caffeine
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 180  VOTES: 15

 

10th
Heat_Girl hates homeless people!!! (see more)
 
RJBrian
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 140  VOTES: 12

 

11th
Uncle Sam stole my wallet, please help. (see more)
 
judyadams
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 121  VOTES: 8

 

12th
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take your best shot (see more)
 
onespot
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 127  VOTES: 12

 

13th
Air Guitar shows! $5 each, free air guitar. (see more)
 
shaved_llama
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 135  VOTES: 11

 

14th
i don't need money, i just need a rich husband (no matter the age)... (see more)
 
kairi_spunk
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 97  VOTES: 7

 

15th
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No Fat Chicks (see more)
 
Hestus
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 117  VOTES: 8

 

16th
give me money...you're on TV!!!!!!! (see more)
 
gabrielle_beasca
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 121  VOTES: 8

 

17th
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I BET YOU CAN'T HIT ME WITH QUARTERS


ha ha (see more)
 
sweetsmn
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 115  VOTES: 10

 

18th
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Ninjas kidnapped my family.
Need money for Kung-Fu lessons. (see more)
 
mykeyboy27
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 167  VOTES: 11

 

19th
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I'm a time traveler.
Need money for 1.21 Gigawatts. (see more)
 
mykeyboy27
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 157  VOTES: 11





Comments

dyops
dyops HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: This would work brilliantly
Problem is, once you eat our food, it will be hard to kick you out! ;)
negrana
negrana HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: This would work brilliantly
no problemo. i wouldnt mind the company. you guys can shower too if you want. just dont eat all the food okay...
RachelHeck
RachelHeck captain
over 3 years ago
re: Looking Good!!!
Funny pic!
N0Caffeine
N0Caffeine all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: This would work brilliantly
fine negrana I'll camp out in your house and tell all my homeless buddies to meet me there! :P
RachelHeck
RachelHeck captain
over 3 years ago
re: This would work brilliantly
That would work! 5!
N0Caffeine
N0Caffeine all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: This would work brilliantly
LOL Deo :P take me to your restaurant and fix me a hot plate :) haha
swtmandamay
swtmandamay HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Eat food
555
dyops
dyops HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: This would work brilliantly
Hmmm... if NOCaf was homeless and she tells me this? Um, I'd say, "this way!"
tiaseattle
tiaseattle captain
over 3 years ago
re: This would work brilliantly
It's that his cat? Not too bad...
swtmandamay
swtmandamay HOFer
over 3 years ago
mattsn
mattsn franchise
over 3 years ago
negrana
negrana HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: This would work brilliantly
if you were homeless & used this line, i would give you NO money at all...
gumby69
gumby69 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: Upgrading!!!!
It all depends on $. I will settle for a single cart garage. if you would like to contribute just look for me at the exit of any highway.lol.
RJBrian
RJBrian pantheon
over 3 years ago
re: Upgrading!!!!
I meant, "Are you gonna get *ONE* with a 2 shopping cart garage?" DAMN TYPOS!!! lol!
RJBrian
RJBrian pantheon
over 3 years ago
re: Upgrading!!!!
lol! Are you gonna get you with a 2 shopping cart garage? ;)
kaycem
kaycem franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Homeless
hahahahha
RJBrian
RJBrian pantheon
over 3 years ago
re: Homeless
Yeah, but I'd prefer a professional, :)
aussie_23
aussie_23 franchise
over 3 years ago
re: This would work brilliantly
lol creepy stalker homeless; 5
dvyntwoman
dvyntwoman all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: quarter
awesome!
kaycem
kaycem franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Homeless
well, at least this is honest... although i don't think you would have to buy a hooker; there would be plenty of homeless crack-ladies... 8*)
kaycem
kaycem franchise
over 3 years ago
re: This would work brilliantly
omg, you would make soooo much money with this, LOL =) 555
djezza
djezza captain
over 3 years ago
re: 1.21 Gigawatts
hahaha random..5
kayydub
kayydub all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Kung-Fu
lol i love this one! =] i would totally use this...maybe i should just try this someday.
nice_s
nice_s franchise
over 3 years ago
re: BREAKDANCE
i really dont know how to breakdance.. but anything in the name of food! lmao! xD
Heat_Girl
Heat_Girl immortal
over 3 years ago
re: Homeless
hahahahahahaha
 
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IBY Awards (3)

“OMG HAHAHAHAHA”
— swtmandamay awarded Eat food
over 3 years ago
“lol yeah that would work”
— swtmandamay awarded This would work brilliantly
over 3 years ago
“LMAO! 1.21 Jiggawatts!!!”
— N0Caffeine awarded 1.21 Gigawatts
over 3 years ago