Halloween Improvement Project

I want to see Shakespearean dreams and nightmares wandering the streets on Halloween, creatures that don't fit the stereotypes for modern fiction. I'm talking hobs, dancing on the street corners. Faeries playing tricks on people. Trolls and imps the likes of which we've not seen in years, prowling the streets. Stuff straight out of the really old fiction, that pulls at the darker part of the human spirit. (see more)

I'm tired of "cute" little costumes. I want baby zombies. And no more hahaha look at the stupid costume i put on my dog! I mean really, how hard is it to make it look dead? And no handing out candy, hand out shrunken heads w/ candy inside!!! I have more but thats all i think i'll write. (see more)

Like, you could get in a mask and like cape or cloak, and lay on the ground and hold the candy bowl(if you're passing out the candy) and have a friend by you, and have them tell the people that they have to get it themselves, and when the person reaches for it, scare them. or jump out of the bushes. Also you could set up a scarecrow or dummy and put a walkie talkie in it. I think you know what to do from there.  (see more)

lay down in the bushes and when some one walks by fart on them..... (see more)

just run around with a chainsaw... (see more)

okay. when people go trick and treating, theres no tricking. i want there to be tricking! if sum1 wants to go trick n treating, they have to have a trick up their sleeve. so much more fun! everyones forgotten - now its just for the lollies. well guess what? they're makign our kids FAT!
Tricking is not making them fat, becoz they have to run to get away! And also...i dont wanna see the cute costumes. try to make it SCARY! so that everyone will wake up in the middle of the night to some drunk halloween people howling like wolves. THAT would be good. (see more)

have Gremlins run around the city and and scare everyone (see more)

just kill someone... (see more)

dress up as someone else pretend to be a mirror and when their of guard yell at them (see more)