Real Men oF Genius Ideas

Today we salute you Mr. Really Shitty Pro Quarterback.

(Mr Really Shitty Pro Quarterback)

Though we'd never trade you to another team. You've got the skills of a Pee Wee Football Player

(Show me some fumbles)

We want to see what you're paid to do. We just want to see you do it from another team.

(I hope you get traded)

What was it you did today? Get sacked 5 times?
Throw 3 interceptions?
Let the defense run 2 touchdowns?

(You suck)

Whatever it was, just isnt good enough.

So crack open a nice cold bud light, best player for the defense, because YOU bring out the worse in your team.

(Mr Really Shitty Pro Quarterback) (see more)

Today we Salute you....Mr G-String Creator.

Regular panties just weren't enough.

(Ohhh, Love that G-string)

You did all us men a favor and took any imagination out of the mix.

(No, thinkin about what Might be!)

From now on, when I go to the beach, I don't bring floss because there's some everywhere I look.

(Oh, How I love that Anal Floss)

So Crack Open an Ice Cold Budlight Mr. G-String Creator....

Cause thanks to you....we can see that Donk....Bomp Bomp Bomp!

(Thank yooou Mr. G-String Creeeaaatooor) (see more)