Stupid way you broke a bone

On a Monday, the summer before my sixth grade year, I was hanging out w/my sister and her friend. They were swinging on a branch together. They told me that I should try it. We all thought it could hold my weight because it held the both of them. It was only 2 feet from the ground, so what could happen, right? Well, the branch snapped on my second swing and I hit the ground in a weird way, shattering my ankle! My leg was put in a cast up to my thigh and I had to use crutches. That Friday, I was hanging out w/my sister and her same friend in my thigh high cast and crutches. I was standing in her kitchen when one of my crutches got stuck under a cabinet. My other crutch was planted firmly on a throw rug, or so I thought! As I was trying to get the one crutch unstuck, the rug that the other crutch was on began to slip. I couldn't catch my balance, and the crutch went flying out from underneath me. I sort of did the splits, and believe it or not I broke my femur on the same leg! XP (see more)

12 years ago I was hiding pornos in my ceiling and I was standing on a stool. when I pushed up the ceiling tile, the stool shot out and I broke my arm...  (see more)

i broke my heel bone (or calcaneus bone) playing pool on the internet. Yes, sadly its true. My ex was sleeping, and the cat was in the bathroom knocking stuff off the counter trying to wake him up. I jumped up really fast from the computer to make the cat stop, and my foot got tangled in the cord that runs from the keyboard to the cpu, and SNAP! broken foot!! took almost a year to heal up - it still hurts when it rains! (and yes i still have the cat too) lol (see more)

I was at a bar with former gf. She told me this guy had grabbed her in a very rude, vulgar way. I went over tapped him on the shoulder and punched him; hard. Turns out I hit the wrong guy. I had to pay his medical expenses (broken jaw) or face a criminal charges. I broke two bones in my right hand. and lost a month of work,  (see more)

*short version* new 3 level house, new city/state, know no one - fell down a flight of stairs - stuck inside the house on the main level in a cast for 3-1/2 months with just a wheelchair/all alone
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all because I was trying to make sure my dogs weren't stuck outside on a too-windy day ... (see more)

Well when I was little me and my two cousins, who were WAY older than me decided to play wrestling. One of my cousins, who I might add is a tad bit obese, jumped from the the chair to the couch where I was landed on my foot and broke it. (see more)

I got hit by a car while I was riding my bike. (see more)

i have broken my wrist 3 times...the first two times was from playing football .....and the last was at a slayer concert...i got to "caught up" with the "mosh" but hey im stil keepin it real ya know?

SLAYER!!! (see more)

Well when I was 12, I just got my cast off from breaking my wrist from Skateboarding. It was the end of summer and I thought that was the worst. The next day my parents wanted me to help put a dog house in a trunk of car and hold on to it as they drive and try to get it to his house. Well this thing was REALLY heavy. About half way a bug hits my face and I let go for a second and the dog house started to tip and when I put my hand back, it fell and forced my hand down crushing my hand and foot. I broke my hand and 4 toes. Worst summer ever.... (see more)

Don't try this at home I no longer endorse dope.

Well my friends and I were playing around with some mind altering substances in the 70's. I was close to thinking I had wings and started sliding down his stair rail from the 2nd floor. On the way down my baby toe on my right foot got caught on a rail and "SNAP" the sucker almost came right off. I was so high I didn't notice and went on partying all night with a floping toe. Next day however, I woke up and nearly jumped through the roof in pain. That taught me to stick to organics from then on until I went clean. (see more)

I was sneaking out of a window and it had rained. When I reached the top of the window to pull myself up, my hand slipped off and I landed on my ass in my yard and heard a crunch. To not get caught (and the shit beat out of me) my cousin (who was picking me up to go out) helped me inside and left me at the bottom of a staircase, where I pounded my hand on the stairs to make a falling sound and let out a scream- low and behold- I broke my ass being a dumbass!!! (see more)

i broke it in a kiddey pool i jumped and i thought i was not in the kiddey pool. (see more)

I climbed on my two story metal roof twenty miles out in the country with no one around. Fell off and shoved my elbow out of socket and through my skin. 3 surgeries. (see more)

When I was 3 I had a Q-tip in my left ear. I rolled over to grab at a toy and shoved the Q-tip into my ear. It busted my ear drum and hit all the goodies in my inner ear. I still have trouble with it and that was 34 years ago.  (see more)

once igot the cast taken off my leg one week later I broke my arm and fractured my ankle wen I fell trying to grind a pole everytime ive broken something(24 times) its been skating (see more)