Dumbest Insult

me: Mom ur ugly

My mom: Lucy go fly a kite

Lmao so lame but i love her=) (see more)

Person 1: you are fat!
Person 2: oh yea, well you are asian!
Person 1: I know! Duh!!! (see more)

Person 1: Your fat.

Person 2: You know what? I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, its gonna come out your anus!! (see more)

True Story:

A year ago, my friend got a D- in a Maths test, proably the easiest test of the year. I said to him, "mate you are so stupid"

His response (in front of the whole group)
"I know i am but what are you"
he was 100% serious no joke (see more)

me: MAN!!! do you know anything??? dude i am like way smarter than you!
you: YOUR MOTHER!!!! (see more)

"thats what she said"

its so stupid. (see more)

Jacob: Hey can I borrow Call of Duty 4?

Alex: No.

J: Why?? u said i could borrow it.

A: But I like balls (see more)

meano insultor: your mom





innocent bystander: my mom died. :[ (see more)

I KNow U R But What AM i


I know itss so gay (see more)

you butthead

I always get people mad with this one... (see more)

Timmy: Why do you have to be such a nerd

Bobby: At least my mom is still alive (see more)

dumbass 1: you are the worlds dumbest kid

dumbass 2: "the comeback" well good for you you just got promoted to dumbass (see more)

Me: Hey dumbass thats not how you do it

You: Well So Is Your Face!!! (see more)

go suck a goat!!!! (see more)

i asked my friend to give me the h.w and he said no i said why not that messed up
he said no i said screw u and he said well at least i have a blender and i was like okay that retarded

TRUE STORY (see more)

p: dude ur a faggot.
r: well at least i dont have a pet donkey.
p: dude that was the gayest thing ive ever heard.
r: i dont care. why cant i come over?
p: why do u wanna come anyways? just cause of my sister?
r: no because of ur brother (see more)

bob: wtf thats not how you are supposed to play checkers


Jimmy: yuor dad! (see more)

in my Algebra 1B class freshman year high school i got a "D" in a test. the senior next to me then openly announces to the class "'D' starts for 'dumb*ss'...You don't belong in this class...take algebra 1A like all the other freshman do" I looked at him and said "since we're talking about 'fitting in' why aren't you with the rest of the seniors about 3 math classes ahead of you?" (see more)

Bully To a skinny kid: Your so fat
 (see more)

i was running at school one time (true story) and i actually hit a wall by accident
then some other guy came and actually said ha now your nose is cinnamon toast crunch

every one around stopped to look at him (see more)