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Best Jay-Z Lyrics
My friend and I had a debate about Jay-Z's best lyrics. Help us settle it- submit what you judge to be his best lyrics, up to a verse. No repeats and no "all-me" please.total challengers: 8
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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one. (see more)
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BY mseal_dora
RATING: 3.6 VIEWS: 16792 VOTES: 5
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3rd

My president is black
In fact, he's half white
So even in a racist mind he's half right
So if u have a racist mind you be 'aight
My president is black
But his house is all white
Rosa Parks sat
So Martin Luther could walk
Martin Luther walked
So Barack Obama could run
Barack Obama ran
So all the children could fly
So I'ma spread my wings
So you could meet me in the sky
I already got my own clothes
Already got my own shoes
I was hot before Barack
Imagine what I'm gonna do
Hello Ms. America
Hey pretty lady
Red white and blue flag
Wave for me baby
Never though I'd say this shit
Baby im good
You can keep ya puss
I don't want no more Bush
No more war
No more Iraq
No more white lies
The President is black. verse one
(see more)
In fact, he's half white
So even in a racist mind he's half right
So if u have a racist mind you be 'aight
My president is black
But his house is all white
Rosa Parks sat
So Martin Luther could walk
Martin Luther walked
So Barack Obama could run
Barack Obama ran
So all the children could fly
So I'ma spread my wings
So you could meet me in the sky
I already got my own clothes
Already got my own shoes
I was hot before Barack
Imagine what I'm gonna do
Hello Ms. America
Hey pretty lady
Red white and blue flag
Wave for me baby
Never though I'd say this shit
Baby im good
You can keep ya puss
I don't want no more Bush
No more war
No more Iraq
No more white lies
The President is black. verse one
(see more)
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BY mseal_dora
RATING: 3.6 VIEWS: 16880 VOTES: 5
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All I need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend. (see more)
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BY aSANTOS
RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 16795 VOTES: 10
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5th
Uh, uh, listen
First the Fat Boys break up, now every day I wake up
Somebody got a problem with Hov'
What's up you all dudes all fed up 'cause I got a little cheddar
and my records moving out the store?
Young bucks spitting at me, young rappers getting at me
My Dude Big predicted the shit exactly
"More money, more problems" - gotta move carefully
'cause people hate when you getting money like athletes
Yung'uns ice-grilling me, oh - you're not feeling me?
Fine; it cost you nothing - pay me no mind (see more)
First the Fat Boys break up, now every day I wake up
Somebody got a problem with Hov'
What's up you all dudes all fed up 'cause I got a little cheddar
and my records moving out the store?
Young bucks spitting at me, young rappers getting at me
My Dude Big predicted the shit exactly
"More money, more problems" - gotta move carefully
'cause people hate when you getting money like athletes
Yung'uns ice-grilling me, oh - you're not feeling me?
Fine; it cost you nothing - pay me no mind (see more)
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BY Abdulionaire
RATING: 3.3 VIEWS: 16845 VOTES: 6
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6th
that guy from oasis said i couldnt play guitar...somebody shoulda told him im a fucking rock star (see more)
7th
The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or so (see more)
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or so (see more)
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BY ElanRed
RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 16787 VOTES: 9
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8th
Males shouldn't be jealous that's a female trait (see more)
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BY Abdulionaire
RATING: 3.1 VIEWS: 16888 VOTES: 6
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The lyrics are so great he borrowed them from Annie.