the funniest joke

Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!  (see more)

what do you get when you cross a bull dog and a shitzu?
bull shit (see more)

How do you get a fat bird into bed??



... Peice of cake! :o) (see more)

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up. (see more)