Most Random thing u can think of NOW

Marjans booty! (see more)

NEVER PUT A CANARY AND A CAT IN THE SAME ROOM. (see more)

... i think im just hungry.. mmm dumplings .. hi

be back soon.. (see more)

So they say that a lot of buildings don't have a 13th floor, but who are we kidding? People on the 14th floor have to know what floor they're really on! hahaha! (see more)

iby (see more)

A duck was fishing in the moon...so a ship passed flying with just one tire full...the duck thought:
-I need a bike!!!
So it went home and ask to the werewolf for the bike and he said:
-I can't give you a bike 'cause our home haven't windows.
After this the duck never ate rice again. (see more)

so i just leaned over and flicked Gn's ear and she looked at me like WTF and I said ...I beat you .com (see more)

IT'S THE LAST THING MY SON SAID....HAHA:) (see more)

So he comes in while im on the computer and says to me " sometimes you have this smile on ur face... but i can tell in ur mind its like a squirell running on a treadmill "
LOL...... (see more)

sheep instead of patients.

OR

purple gorrilas in tiny green masks that change colour when they movve... (see more)

I LOVE KETCHUP...YES ITS A RANDOM THOUGHT...LOL (see more)

JUST THOUGHT I WOULD ASK! (see more)

Im rick james _ _ _ _! (see more)

I feel like eating fruit roll-ups but I can't buy them here..and I'm not going to the States probably for a while..I want to eat them!!! (see more)

If I gave my heart to you,
Then I'd have none and you'd have two. (see more)

I REALLY WANT TO GO DOWN STAIRS AND GRAB MY HOOKAH (see more)

Norway has a very strange shape. (see more)

hippo?  (see more)

I'm thinking about nothing. I'm a guy. We do that. "Whatcha thinking about?" "nothing." TRUTH!!! (see more)

I wonder why my jeans are so cool XD (see more)