Best Excuse For Not Attending A Wedding

I'm sorry I couldn't attend your wedding, but you see, I suffer from Leukophobia, which is a persistent, abnormal, & unwarranted fear of the color white!
Treatments and/or therapies can take months or even years.
How about we get together on your 10th anniversary?
Sorry :( (see more)

I wasn't invited to any wedding... (see more)

sorry that i missed your wedding, girl. i was too tired out from the night before with your husban--uhhh...i mean your brothe--ummm...the pizza guy? (see more)

i was drunk and crashed some teenage boys bat mitzvah! (see more)

I am allergic to legal commitments (see more)

I got caught by the groom's father holding the bride's underwear. He said if he ever saw me again, he would kill me. (see more)

Im alergic to the YMCA (see more)

I got wicked bad diarrhea (see more)

the world needs my help i cant go to ur wedding (see more)

I was with the stripper we had the night before (see more)

The game was on... (see more)

Why would I go to your wedding when I could just stay home and watch wedding crashers? (see more)

I'll go tommorow. (see more)

I thought they were gonna get married at my house so I just waited here and laid on the couch to keep it warm for the bride and groom. (see more)

Me: I'm sorry dude but I just can't attend your wedding. U understand right?

My Best Friend: What the ****. Ur supposed to be my best friend!!! Why the **** can't u be at wedding the most important day of MY life!

Me: Dude, because my wedding is today too........... (see more)

My other friend that I actually care about and don't hang out with just for his money got married today too and he kinda invited me before you. (see more)

I was driving down the highway and saw an upturned church bus full of nuns and Make A Wish Foundation children, and I sat there contemplating the importance of all of there lives and your wedding. You would have been more important if the bus hadn't hav been on fire. I'm just glad little Stacy finally got to meet Oprah. (see more)

Ooo Tht Was Today, Damn I thought it was the other August 15th!!! (see more)

Im sorry I got thrown off a cliff and died (see more)

There was no bud light (see more)