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best ways to ask someone out

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total challengers: 291   
1st
Guy: "I bet I'm able to kiss your lips without touching them!!"
If the girl says okay you kiss her and say: "Opps, I lost." (see more)
 
txeisi
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 3681  VOTES: 74

 

2nd
 
iwashere
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 2063  VOTES: 46

 

3rd
"Did you fart? cause you blew me away" (see more)
 
Joeman13
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 2411  VOTES: 68

 

4th
"IM SO LONELY...AND I GET REALLY REALLY HORNY.....WANNA GO OUT SOMETIME?" LOL

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STEPHEBUNNY
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 2203  VOTES: 49

 

5th
So.... is it 20 bucks or 50 bucks? (see more)
 
pizzaholic
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 2447  VOTES: 71

 

6th
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you? (see more)
 
DavidOK
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 2121  VOTES: 54

 

7th
Hey! Can I share that lovely smile? (see more)
 
sumzup
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 5492  VOTES: 209

 

8th
I lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you? (see more)
 
youcrew
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 1868  VOTES: 25

 

9th
Excuse me,

Guy: but I think you stole something from me

Girl: What is it?

Guy: My Heart, because you are beautiful (see more)
 
G_Lamy
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 1972  VOTES: 41

 

10th
hey i may not be the cutest guy in the room here but im the only one talking to you (see more)
 
arod49
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 2214  VOTES: 73

 

11th
HI IM ANDRE, AND I HAVE 3 INCHES OF BLACK MEAT! (see more)
 
Leefone
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 1454  VOTES: 67

 

12th
i wish i was a derivative, so i can lie tangent to your curves. (see more)
 
ihcmik
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 1106  VOTES: 44

 

13th
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whatever the scene and atmosphere is, use it and be direct & confident (see more)
 
naturnal
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 1158  VOTES: 49

 

14th
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Your legs are like peanut butter; smooth, creamy, and easy to spread. IT WORKS trust me ;) (see more)
 
phytohydra
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 1073  VOTES: 48

 

15th
"Hey, honey! You, me, and a jug of vazeline - what do you say?" (see more)
 
HenrikWL
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 857  VOTES: 27

 

16th
*Give a cellphone to a girl*

"I'll call you" (see more)
 
Aleximay
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 893  VOTES: 25

 

17th
You should stop drinking. (Why?) Cuz YOU'RE driving me home. (see more)
 
fornarnia_1_
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 1095  VOTES: 50

 

18th
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Meeting women is not that complicated. You don't need capes or costumes or whatever. Just show an interest in what she likes. Make her feel special. Oh, and wear a suit.
 (see more)
 
10kprokop
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 957  VOTES: 44

 

19th
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...will you go out with me??...pretty please with sugar on top??

or....
excuse me miss but my friend got held up at work...and i've got two tickets to go see ____ i was wonderin' if you'd do me the honor of being my date for my birthday?
 (see more)
 
KrUciAL
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 1013  VOTES: 39

 

20th
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but i'm as sweet as can be; so how bout a date? (see more)
 
bestseth
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 876  VOTES: 29



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Comments

RJBrian
RJBrian pantheon
over 3 years ago
RayneR
RayneR HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: I lost my parrot!
But try it on a girl ... it might work. haha
sunni
sunni HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: I lost my parrot!
haha ok, i should keep that in my mind! :p
RayneR
RayneR HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: I lost my parrot!
It worked on me ! :D DDD Lol its a girl's pick up line ... yeh i know it sounds weird but it works (for the girls)
sunni
sunni HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: I lost my parrot!
haha, if this will work? :D.. whatever 5 for you!!
9phoebe5
9phoebe5 HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: hi
lol yup...
darn808pinoy
darn808pinoy all-star
over 3 years ago
re: I'll call you
seen dat b4
darn808pinoy
darn808pinoy all-star
over 3 years ago
darn808pinoy
darn808pinoy all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Did you fart?
oh gosh
darn808pinoy
darn808pinoy all-star
over 3 years ago
re: hi
haha awww sweet
darn808pinoy
darn808pinoy all-star
over 3 years ago
re: haha
haha awww sweet
darn808pinoy
darn808pinoy all-star
over 3 years ago
re: it works
aww cute haha
crazy_kristina
crazy_kristina all-city
over 3 years ago
NotInZeeEyess
NotInZeeEyess all-american
over 3 years ago
re: gf or puppy?
LOL can't stop laughing that is awsome!
RayneR
RayneR HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: not just asking for a date xD
Wait ... no they dont ! They look best on a pretty girl ! But i dont mind if they are on the floor either XD
DJ_Def1le
DJ_Def1le all-state
over 3 years ago
re: Buffalo Bill
Omg thats so funny! ahaha, a Joe Dirt saying!
crazy_kristina
crazy_kristina all-city
over 3 years ago
re: romantic poem
hooow romantic!
RayneR
RayneR HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: not just asking for a date xD
yEH I agree with u ! The clothes look much better on the floor .
hecticthreat
over 3 years ago
hecticthreat
over 3 years ago
re: haha
lol I got to trie that
funchick606
funchick606 all-american
over 3 years ago
funchick606
funchick606 all-american
over 3 years ago
re: delcious
lol! man
teddiekims
teddiekims captain
over 3 years ago
re: the oldest pickup line ever
this and the heaven one... very oldschool!!
safasmets
safasmets all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Go out with me
its so simple
shane21
shane21 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: Go out with me
yea thats how i do it
 
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IBY Awards (34)

“nice”
— relosaga awarded Ice breaker
over 3 years ago
“Creative Spoof”
— relosaga awarded it works
over 3 years ago
“Weekly WTF”
— relosaga awarded gf or puppy?
over 3 years ago