best ways to ask someone out

Guy: "I bet I'm able to kiss your lips without touching them!!"
If the girl says okay you kiss her and say: "Opps, I lost." (see more)

hi (see more)

"Did you fart? cause you blew me away" (see more)

"IM SO LONELY...AND I GET REALLY REALLY HORNY.....WANNA GO OUT SOMETIME?" LOL

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So.... is it 20 bucks or 50 bucks? (see more)

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you? (see more)

Hey! Can I share that lovely smile? (see more)

I lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you? (see more)

Excuse me,

Guy: but I think you stole something from me

Girl: What is it?

Guy: My Heart, because you are beautiful (see more)

hey i may not be the cutest guy in the room here but im the only one talking to you (see more)

HI IM ANDRE, AND I HAVE 3 INCHES OF BLACK MEAT! (see more)

i wish i was a derivative, so i can lie tangent to your curves. (see more)

whatever the scene and atmosphere is, use it and be direct & confident (see more)

Your legs are like peanut butter; smooth, creamy, and easy to spread. IT WORKS trust me ;) (see more)

"Hey, honey! You, me, and a jug of vazeline - what do you say?" (see more)

*Give a cellphone to a girl*

"I'll call you" (see more)

You should stop drinking. (Why?) Cuz YOU'RE driving me home. (see more)

Meeting women is not that complicated. You don't need capes or costumes or whatever. Just show an interest in what she likes. Make her feel special. Oh, and wear a suit.
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...will you go out with me??...pretty please with sugar on top??

or....
excuse me miss but my friend got held up at work...and i've got two tickets to go see ____ i was wonderin' if you'd do me the honor of being my date for my birthday?
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I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but i'm as sweet as can be; so how bout a date? (see more)