Worst Date EVER!

When i was in high school i took a girl to the roller skating rink and payed for us both to get in and for skates and food and she spends the whole night playing pinball completely ignoring me
I guess it was for the best though i ran into her about 3 months ago 12 years later and she is a toothless tweeker  (see more)

I got asked out and HE couldn't decide what to do, so I got free tix to an NBA game. he was late to pick me up, and instead said to meet there, said that he was in a cab and that he 'predrank' too much b4 the game. while there we only had the free food/beer in the suite, he didn't pay for anything. he got so wasted we almost got kicked out. After the game I had to drive b/c he was so drunk and his car was conveniently 40 mins away. So I was stuck with him coming to my house (I'm way too nice at this point, I know this). I threw him a blanket to sleep on the couch, he had the nerve to asked if we could 'talk' in my room before bed. Needless to say, we never 'talked' in any capacity EVER again.  (see more)

this guy took me to a food court and ate in front of me while i get nothing! I forgot my wallet...lol this guy sucks (see more)

Blind date. She seemed cool on the phone. But when i got there to pick her up...the petite girl in the picture had gained 200 pounds!!! Turns out she sent me an old picture from high school. Now i'm no Denzel myself, but i'd never misrepresent!! I went through with the date, but to make matters worse...she smelled like POD (perfume over dirt!!), guess her shower was broken. and all she wanted to talk about was how she hadn't had sex in months. Hell naw playa, i had to take her home. No more blind dates for me!!! (see more)

Was dating this guy and he asked me to come to a dance (in high school) and to bring a friend. I brought my best friend and after getting drunk and ignoring me all night he ended up sleeping with my friend and then his mom called me at three in the morning looking for him because he hadn't returned home because he was too busy cheating on me! (see more)

This guy said he really liked me, so I gave him a try. He looked like a sweet guy.
okay, here is goes, He took me to tgi fridays he said order whatever you want.
i was like okay. All he talked about was how he loves his mom. And im not even kidding. Its was so Boring. Then We ate, while me eating, he was taking bits off of my plate to give to his mom? like wtf. It would have been okay if he asked me right? but he didnt. He kept taking more more off my plate uhtill i had nothing left. I didnt want to say anything. Then when the check comes (thank God) he said oh I left my wallet at home, with my money, im so sorry. So in the end he made me pay for everything including food he bought for his mom :/ (see more)

Everyone has probably experienced a myspace hookup, anyways heres the story. I met a girl named Ashley on myspace (at the time I was 17 years old) she was 17 as well. She seemed VERY pretty. I started talking to her and after a couple weeks of talking she said she wanted to meet up and go hang out. She gave me directions to her house and I went. When I showed up to the house, her and her Dad were waiting outside. The Dad says "ok well were ready to go" (in a real chipper mood....) and the girl was an ugly overweight chick. Well to sum it up the date ended with me answering a call (from one of my buds) and I acted as if I had to leave because my Mother needed me to baby sit. I ended up asking the myspace girl later why she wasn't who she pertrayed herself to be in the pictures, and she told me and I'll never forget "silly I can't get guys that way"

Myspace hookups suck (see more)

Went on my frist date from an online site. The pic of the girl was cute.

Prior to our date, she had been at a barbeque playing v-ball in the heat, then had gone directly to work at the vet office. She called me an hour and a half late, said she was just going to throw a different shirt on.
(already a red flag.. EW)

I get there.. and the girl doesn't look ANYTHING like her pic. Her eyes are buggy, she's chunky, and her outfit is a frumpy ass mess. So now I have a frumpy stinky goofy looking girl in my car.

The conversation is aweful, I can't even look at her. I end the night after like an hour. I drive her back to her place and say, nice meeting you have a good night.

She sits there and just looks at me, expecting I don't know what. So I say, good bye.

She finally gets it and say bye. Walks to her door...

SHUDDER
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I stuck it in the wrong hole!!




Nose! (see more)

took me to carls jr for valentines day. hahaha  (see more)

When I was 18, I went on date with this guy that really liked me. My mom, being old school like she is, insisted on meeting him to make sure he was a "nice" boy before she would let me go the movies with him. The date went fine, til we got pulled over and he got arrested for driving on a suspended license for a DUI. I got stuck with his car and having to call his mom at 1 in the morning. Needless to say that was the first and last date we ever went on! (see more)

So the very first date I went on was with my first boyfriend...it was a double date with his cousin and her girl who was my best friend. We went out to a movie which the guys picked out and we hated then they took us out to eat. They told us to get whatever we wanted (which was still really cheap) and they got the bill to find they didn't have enough money to pay. We had to sit there for over an hour waiting for his Uncle to show up with money to pay the tab! (see more)

Went to go see a movie, had an hour to kill..All she did was ask me stupid questions about whats the most I text someone in a month, whats my favorite singer, color...and then she ran out of ideas and didn't have anything else to say...It is painful having to carry a conversation on with such a boring person..then after the movie she said she didn't like it..it was really entertaining (Cloverfield). She is one of those people that like Lord of the Ring *Rolls eyes*...drove her ass home a million miles per hour ...worst date ever..and the worst part is she thought it went well and wanted to do it again...NEVER... (see more)

OK, so I once went out on a date with a girl that just made up ridiculous stuff. There are too many examples but here is one..I told her I played basketball growing up and she said that she did as well and played for her hs team. When I asked her the position, she said she played shooter and just shot the ball from outside because she was the tallest on the team! (see more)

took a date to a to see my best friend play kansas ansd she wore all jayhawk gear even though my friend played for santa clara  (see more)

i went on a date with some guy to applebees and the whole time we were there all he talked about was cars, the car he wants the car he has, the cars he had, his friends cars, the car he is going to get, the car i had, what he put in his cars this was going on forever because service was amazingly slow so i secretly texted my friends to crash the date which they did, it was a girl and guy and he kept talking to the guy about cars and u could tell even he was getting bored!! (see more)

Novemeber 4 2000 I think was the date...thats when goofball was "elected'"right? (see more)

So this girl had never been to the Olive Garden so she wanted to go on valentines day. Well we got there and the wait was real long, like an hour or so. So i said that I didn't feel like waiting and I took her to McDonalds instead. (see more)

I went out for a coffe with a guy, and he told me how into me he was, bla bla, and the check comes, 4,5 eur, I had a 50 and he has a 5. He told me -you pay, so you can change the 50-. I pay, and then he pulls out 3 coins and he said <my part, oh, and there is a tip for you too!>(you gotta be kidding me). We leave the place, it was midnight, he was with his car, and I lived 30 km away, and he said <I take you to the train station, I am really tired>. Needless to say it was the first and last date, and he still did not figure out what he did wrong!!! :) (see more)

Ok. So i was about 18 and I went on a date. We were going to red rock to go hike and do all of these cool things like look at bonnie springs and see horses. I was walking a trail they had and I started itching so bad. My legs hurt. So we get to the top and My legs wont stop itching. I told him i wanted to go because i was feeling horrible so on the way down i sprain my ankle and if its not bad enough i get home and it turns out i have POISON OAK rashes. So not only did it hurt to walk but I itched for days. (see more)