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Funniest Rumor

If you were going to start a funny rumor, what would it be? Must be something unbelievable!


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Early last week, a low-level Chinese diplomat walked in to the office of U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations and announced his intentions to seek political asylum.

To further his claims, he produced documents that he had stolen from a secret, Chinese government agency location in Hebei Province.

The documents explained, in horrifying detail, how the Chinese government had created a sinister new computer program that saps non-Chinese citizens of productivity. Scientific research included in the dossier confirmed that the program was capable of reducing productivity in targets by up to 95%! Projections for the infectiousness of the viral program proved that within 1 year, millions of people outside of China could be rendered 'useless' to their country's GNP.

When translated into English, the name of this covert program translates roughly to either 'igrapplewithyou.com' or 'ibeatyou.com'.


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c_tizzie
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pimp_genetics
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 35  VOTES: 2





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jishjosh
jishjosh all-IBY
over 4 years ago
re: The Master Plan
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c_tizzie
c_tizzie all-IBY
over 4 years ago
re: The Master Plan
That's supposed to say '95%'.
 
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