Oddest thing your parents said you did as a child

my mom said when I was a little kid she would always lose me in the stores and always find me in the womens section rubbing on the nylon's on a mannequin's legs (see more)

My parents told me I ate our neighbours's poison with a spoon when I was little.Surprisingly nothing happend to me!!! (see more)

my mum told me i loved to eat ciggarettes...lol no joke (see more)

My mother told me that wen I was a child and was like 6 or 7 years, I had put wurms on a girls bread because she was nasty to me. The girls mother apparently called my mother to say it. When my mom first told me this I was stunned. I really had no recollection of this and I do still... sooooo weird because I hate wurms and can't imagine that I would do something like that. (see more)

when I was 1 1/2 I ate a whole pack of cigarettes and had to go to the hospital and get tar down my throat  (see more)

I used play in (literally) the toilet... alot LOL! (see more)

my momma tells everyone that when i would go around and randomly chosse someone and just pull the hair on their llegs  (see more)

My mom and dad make fun of me cuz they'd always catch me sleeping under coffee/kitchen tables. I always crawled into or under tables to sleep when I was a baby until about age 6. haha.  (see more)

My mom said when I was little and walking around with my mom I would just fall asleep midwalk. I'd be standing there and poof, asleep. (see more)

When I was about two, I was ill, and my dad was carrying me to bed...and I peed in his pocket.
Like, seriously. (see more)

When I was a little girl my Mother said I would pick the raisins out of my food and then hide them in my closet. Not sure why I didn't just throw them in the trashcan? Just shortly after she told me this story I found a comic strip from "Garfield" where John found a massive pile of raisins in his closet, Garfiled had been hiding them. My mother put this on her fridge. To this day, I still hate raisins! (see more)

My parents told me that when I was around 4 I would walk around the mall with them singing Strokin' by Clarence Carter. I learned it from my older sister. I don't remember this at all. If you don't know it check it out on YouTube. (see more)

My mom put me and my brother to sleep. I was still in the crib, so I bet I was really young. She went downstairs and then I decided to climb out of my crib and follow her. She picked me up and brought me back upstairs. She went back downstairs and I climbed out of my crib again. My mom brought me back and I did the same thing for about three more times after that. (see more)

My parents told me i used to make my brothers pee into jars and pour it on their heads, and i also told them to eat carrots and spit them out so bugs wouldnt get them (see more)

seems as a kid always slept with a plastic bat  (see more)

My parents always tell me that when i was 4 and whenever my 2 year old bro takes a shit while the diaper and the shit were still there i would think its chocolate and eat it (see more)

my dad told me that if it was night and i saw him in the dark, you know getting water, i would start screaming (see more)

my mom said to me, "I found you in a river. you were floating."

to my sis, she said "A stork brought you to me."

there are one of the Japanese traditional way to say how we were born. oddest!!! (see more)

i was a funny kid when i was little. My dad said when i was young i used to walk around naked all the time so one time when i was 6 we had a block party and i totally walked out of my house naked. Good thing i dont remember because i would be soooo embarrassed (see more)

My first word as a child was "Al Bundy" from Married with Children (see more)