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NerdDude1![]() |
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Worst Things to Say in an Interview.
Like the title says. ONE ENTRY! No repeats please.total challengers: 37
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My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. (see more)
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BY Rantanplan
RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 411 VOTES: 23
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"Well, Sir, I'm a great worker and fun to be around with. And also, the female clients in my last job said I have a huge Schlong" (see more)
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BY tony_mejias
RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 457 VOTES: 26
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hi hello my names dave and i AM aids free so dont be afraid to ask me that verrry special question *winks* *does strange biting /growling movement*
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What's this interview for agian??? oh right, well i'll tell you now..the less work you give me the better of an employee i'll be.... (see more)
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BY SushiChef408
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WTF is a diploma and where can I get one. Do you sell them? (see more)
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BY Pup_Smith
RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 374 VOTES: 28
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(5 minutes into the interview) What? Sorry, I just totally blanked for like 5 minutes.Can you repeat that? (see more)
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BY wannalimbo
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So, I'm allergic to Mondays and can't work with them. Will that be a problem? (see more)
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BY jennyfofenny
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What's your policy if I have to spend time in jail? (see more)
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BY lediscko
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Why did I get fired from my last 39 jobs in the past 2 years?
umm...
Sexual harassmant? nahh...
I think its because I smell.
*letting the boss take a check on your breath//armpits*
(see more)
umm...
Sexual harassmant? nahh...
I think its because I smell.
*letting the boss take a check on your breath//armpits*
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BY Gulzar
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19th
While the interviewer asks you a serious question, you tell him that you just
JIZZED IN UR PANTS!! (see more)
JIZZED IN UR PANTS!! (see more)
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BY rgandhi3
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Well..................you might think this is kind of weird but I love you! (see more)
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BY matty4334
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re: Ape Simpson
lmfao 555555
lmfao 555555
re: Wost thing to say at an interview
im using that one next interveiw
im using that one next interveiw
re: You Could Say It Just For Fun...
LMAO.
LMAO.
re: yep im gay
haha nice, 5
haha nice, 5
re: Ape Simpson
awesom rantan lolzz nothin better
awesom rantan lolzz nothin better































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