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Worst Things to Say in an Interview.

Like the title says. ONE ENTRY! No repeats please.


total challengers: 37   
1st
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I just pissed my pants
;D (see more)
 
NerdDude1
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 515  VOTES: 21

 

2nd
"Do you guys ever press charges?" (see more)
 
sirpaj23
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 552  VOTES: 28

 

3rd
I have sex with animals.. (see more)
 
Heat_Girl
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 373  VOTES: 24

 

4th
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My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.  (see more)
 
Rantanplan
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 411  VOTES: 23

 

5th
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"Well, Sir, I'm a great worker and fun to be around with. And also, the female clients in my last job said I have a huge Schlong" (see more)
 
tony_mejias
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 457  VOTES: 26

 

6th
hi hello my names dave and i AM aids free so dont be afraid to ask me that verrry special question *winks* *does strange biting /growling movement*


 (see more)
 
skaterboysROCK
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 356  VOTES: 23

 

7th
What's this interview for agian??? oh right, well i'll tell you now..the less work you give me the better of an employee i'll be.... (see more)
 
SushiChef408
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 291  VOTES: 9

 

8th
WTF is a diploma and where can I get one. Do you sell them? (see more)
 
Pup_Smith
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 374  VOTES: 28

 

9th
"I'm going to need to take these days off." (see more)
 
Kaaylaa
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 398  VOTES: 24

 

10th
(5 minutes into the interview) What? Sorry, I just totally blanked for like 5 minutes.Can you repeat that? (see more)
 
wannalimbo
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 317  VOTES: 19

 

11th
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Hey! Butthead! Why dont you make like a tree and get outta Here!  (see more)
 
eiko84
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 185  VOTES: 18

 

12th
So, I'm allergic to Mondays and can't work with them. Will that be a problem? (see more)
 
jennyfofenny
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 148  VOTES: 14

 

13th
Where do you see yourself in ten years?

Doing your wife! (see more)
 
Thomas_Fakotakis
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 149  VOTES: 13

 

14th
"Do you have a Myspace?"  (see more)
 
lalalalalatechno
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 172  VOTES: 16

 

15th
What's your policy if I have to spend time in jail? (see more)
 
lediscko
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 168  VOTES: 18

 

16th
Sooooo... wheres the bedroom? (see more)
 
halokitti
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 170  VOTES: 15

 

17th
Why did I get fired from my last 39 jobs in the past 2 years?
umm...
Sexual harassmant? nahh...
I think its because I smell.
*letting the boss take a check on your breath//armpits*
 (see more)
 
Gulzar
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 151  VOTES: 15

 

18th
do you eccept discover card for this (see more)
 
tiffanyrox79
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 123  VOTES: 14

 

19th
While the interviewer asks you a serious question, you tell him that you just

JIZZED IN UR PANTS!! (see more)
 
rgandhi3
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 100  VOTES: 5

 

20th
Well..................you might think this is kind of weird but I love you! (see more)
 
matty4334
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 96  VOTES: 5



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Comments

meiifreek
meiifreek all-american
over 2 years ago
re: Piss
pissed hahahaa
justsa1997
justsa1997 all-american
over 2 years ago
re: Ape Simpson
lmfao 555555
kekoa12
kekoa12 captain
over 2 years ago
re: Wost thing to say at an interview
im using that one next interveiw
ThatKidWithGlasses
ThatKidWithGlasses all-american
over 2 years ago
re: WTtSiaI
ahahahah 5
wannalimbo
over 3 years ago
re: ohh
totally from family guy
wannalimbo
over 3 years ago
re: ohh
lalalalalatechno
over 3 years ago
re: Dumb
^_^
tinpattaui
tinpattaui HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: verry bad
Very good! You're hired!
tinpattaui
tinpattaui HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Dumb
Hahaha
tinpattaui
tinpattaui HOFer
over 3 years ago
Weichel401
Weichel401 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: yep im gay
haha nice, 5
AVJ21
AVJ21 franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Ape Simpson
awesom rantan lolzz nothin better
Rantanplan
Rantanplan captain
over 3 years ago
re: Interview
Please Heat_Girl...privat should stay privat...damn...
NerdDude1
NerdDude1 captain
over 3 years ago
re: Piss
yeah that was hilarious
shotcaller
shotcaller franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Piss
Like Fergie (from Black Eyed Peas) AHAHAhh!
eiko84
eiko84 all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Interview
wait.. didnt you just say that...i think saw this one..its like deja vu ...
 
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