Fortune Cookie

"Wise man say: Man who go through airport metal detector sideways is going to Bangkok."

Has to be read aloud to be appreciated...

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the fortune said "HELP ME I am stuck in a factory making these damn fortunes"
loool (see more)

Unlike some of youe entries mkine has an actual fortune on it.

"Confucius says: go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with sticky finger." (see more)

You will have sex... 2nite with the model next door...uhh hehe (see more)

If You Read This You're Gay. Haha I Wouldnt Be Smiling I'd Be Laughing. (see more)

"Wise man doesn't exist, we get our fortunes from the internet." (see more)

So I've just finished a fabulously scrumptious chinese dinner...it's now time for the this westerner to crack open those silly little fortune cookies!! (oh the joy oh the wisdom... i secretley can not wait for it!)... it reads " WISE MAN ONCE SAY...BUT I FORGET" (see more)

DONT READ ME!! EAT THE COOKIE! (see more)

Learn Chinese- "Ching biong lye fo ye she go"
Translation- "Lets get Naked and sacrifice a goat"

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Eat me. Im delicious. (see more)

Man who run in front of car get tired. (see more)

My fortune cookie says " That wasn't chicken" Gag~ (see more)

"Would u like to know your Fortune?Look on other side of paper."and on the other side it says,"Would u like to know your Fortune?Look on other side of paper." (see more)

LEARN CHINESE: Gung ho pol ghu shaka

Translation: Are you finished with that? (see more)

you will recieve cake soon. (see more)

Haha, You didnt just eat fortune cookie you ate shit!!!! haha (see more)

Everyone Dog Dines In Europe, but Rotwillers Openly Crave Kushkush Soup! At first i was like HUH ? Until i saw below it read : "Read only capitalized letters...

E D D I E, R O C K S! "

yay!!!!! (see more)

well i cracked open the cookie fortune and it said-oh shit hold on and i will get u another cookie which u will really give a damn about !!BITCH!! (see more)

Heaven Bless You (: (see more)

your erotic knoledge will take you on exotic adventures  (see more)