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Sarcastic Quotes

Sarcasm is one of the funniest forms of humor, so what are the best sarcastic quotes? It can be about sarcasm, or just a quote that is very sarcastic itself.


total challengers: 11   
1st
i started out with nothing .........still have most of it left (see more)
 
omgsocute
RATING: 3.9  VIEWS: 9575  VOTES: 9

 

2nd
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"Take out the trash!"
"I can't you won't fit in the bag!!!" (see more)
 
Koukonei
RATING: 3.8  VIEWS: 8830  VOTES: 5

 

3rd
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The best things in life are free *plus shipping and handling*

Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much. You're not that good.

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference.

My parents almost lost me as a child, but they didn't take me far enough into the woods.

Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

You can thank your lucky stars that everything I wish for will never come true.

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Fire_Ice
RATING: 3.7  VIEWS: 8653  VOTES: 3

 

4th
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"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." (see more)
 
81447
RATING: 3.7  VIEWS: 8843  VOTES: 3

 

5th
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I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.  (see more)
 
number1gamester
RATING: 3.6  VIEWS: 9462  VOTES: 6

 

6th
If I wanted to hear from an asshole i would fart (see more)
 
RubyRox729
RATING: 3.6  VIEWS: 9590  VOTES: 8

 

7th
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you. (see more)
 
Heat_Girl
RATING: 3.5  VIEWS: 9739  VOTES: 11

 

8th
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Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. (see more)
 
beepah
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 9797  VOTES: 9

 

9th
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He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. (see more)
 
gotgame
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 9661  VOTES: 10

 

10th
- If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

- Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

- I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

- He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. (see more)
 
BRiiTTNEYx
RATING: 4.1  VIEWS: 8256  VOTES: 2

 

11th
My moral and ethical constitution will not allow me to fight a war of wits with an unarmed person. (see more)
 
Pmartin
RATING: 4.0  VIEWS: 5057  VOTES: 1





Comments

NadiaYassin
over 2 years ago
re: sarcastic quote
5* :p
omgsocute
omgsocute all-american
over 2 years ago
re: nothing
lol so true
gotgame
gotgame legend
over 2 years ago
re: sarcastic quote
ah yes, the cruel truth
 
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