Best Quote from SUPERBAD

Jules: "You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. "
Seth: "Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my c*ck"...watch below, it's the delivery and awkwardness that follows that makes it so funny...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM7GapdnsNY (see more)

No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK! (see more)

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so sh*t-faced last night, I shouldn't have f*cked that guy?' We could be that mistake!  (see more)

"Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!" - Seth (see more)

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.

Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.  (see more)

"i have a boner"

when the girl is sucking on fogells finger

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You dont want girls to think you suck d**k at f**king pu**Y!!!! (see more)

Officer Michaels: Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?
Fogell: It’s not the “going” I’m worried about… but the “coming.” (see more)

Seth: You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. (see more)

*old lady drops her purse and seth picks it up*
old lady: why thank you, would you like me to buy you alccohol
seth: that would be lovely
*the old lady is walking away after buying alcohol*
Seth: Have fun in your remaining years
Old Lady: Have fun f@&^king jules
Seth: I WILL! (see more)

Seth: You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it and it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton... (see more)