Best Way to Piss Off Other Drivers

Keep a piece of paper in your car with this written on it --> " Nice Mustache" Whenever a woman does something stupid on the road hold up your sign. OR fill your cheeks with air and make the fat face at them.  (see more)

Have yourself & friends take up the amount of lanes going in one direction. Stay at the speed limit or less & watch as the number of cars start to pile up behind. Really funny & cool to see at the same time. (see more)

When someone is riding your but and they finally get a chance to pass you speed up so they cant get around and the when other cars are coming and they cant pass anyway you slow down. It seems to make people really angry ;) (see more)

at 50+mph, hit the wiper fluid button to spray the guy behind you (see more)

Your comin out of a parking lot and you let all the people on the side of you out and dont move and hold up trafiic behind you (see more)

Stay in the fast (left) lane and leave on your left turn signal (see more)

overtake someone then once they'
re behind u, slow down to like 30% under the speed limit, let them overtake u, then do it again! :-) dont forget to smile at them while u r overtaking them and they are overtaking u, they get SOOOO angry! :-D (see more)

when driving down the hwy in the left lane, have your left blinker on and go into the right lane and cut someone off!!! (see more)

Do the exact speed limit!!!! (see more)

if hes going to slow, over take the driver, and do the same thing =)
try it! (see more)

Stop your car and when people gets out and say whats wrong
; speak any language and say poop. (see more)

keep a spare steering wheel in the car with you, when a car pulls up beside you going down the road, rest it against the dash board so it looks like you are driving. wait for tehm to look at u and turn the steering wheel quickly in their direction.

it'll make them run off teh road (see more)

driving slow in the fast lane (see more)

switch lanes, get next to the car in the other lane and drive there speed so the jerk can't pass always sems to piss them off. (see more)

when it's dark and when a car is at front. turn on you're headlights, the bright ones. :D (see more)

Don't go on a green light. Wait til it turns yellow, then go so no one else behind you makes the light. lol... (see more)

There was an air-headed group of high schoolers and they bought those confetti poppers with tons of glitter in them, during traffic, one of them popped out of the sun roof and popped three at a time, the glitters scattered through many people's windshields...my friends' car was one of them...the glitters were so hard to wash off of the freakin' windshield (see more)

what i do is pull up to someone and rev my engine to red line...it works for me cuz i have a straight pipe exhaust not a muffler so its really load (see more)

Every now and then you are driving and you see speed racer cutting everyone off changing lanes frequently and pissing off the public. So what you do is stay in front of him and change lanes with him. Keep a good distance in front of him and anytime he changes lanes, you do the same, only you're in front of him so he can't do anything. He'll be pissed! (see more)

honk at them as soon as the light turns green. Give them no chance to react to the light.  (see more)