Will Ferrell Quote

He had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he said, 'let's get it on'. .... I actually thought he was going to rape me! (see more)

"I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite." - Elf (see more)

Hey, you an official here...because you have officially gave me a boner (see more)

I'm gonna take a pillow case.... fill it full of bars of soap and beat the sh#$ out of you!! (see more)

Please let us make bunk beds. It would allow us to do so many more activities!!! (see more)

"That sounds so cool. I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis"
-Brennan (Step Bros.) (see more)

anchor lady: "Mr Burgandy, you have a massive erection."

Ron Burgandy: "Really?..... Yes, i do... ahhm... Im sorry... its the.... its... the pleats... its actually an optical illusion...its the pattern on the pants, they fla flattering the crochral region, im actually taking them back right now,.... taking them back to he pants store. boy this is awkward, im gonna walk.. ahh... im gonna walk this situation off and i'll see you later... Nothing to look at! Get back to work everyone! Dont act like your not impressed! im just walking around the office, i have a situation im just trying to walk off." (see more)

Ricky Bobby:
Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f*** you. (see more)

"i'm going to punch you in the ovary.. just a straight shot right to the babymaker" (see more)

"I wake up in the morning and piss excellence." -- Talladega Nights (see more)

you can suck my dick ..i will burn your house down (see more)

"If I can recall, not many of our songs contain the cow bell. So I'd be damned, if I didn't play the hell out of it!" (see more)

i tea bagged your drum set. (see more)

"Watch out for the big yellow ones, they dont stop!" (see more)

Robert better not get in my face, 'cause ill drop that mother f***er. (see more)

You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by midnight. (see more)

We're going STRAIGHT up the ASS of this Competion. (see more)

"Quit jerking me around, Norm. It's a simple question; even a baby could answer it. If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?" (see more)

"Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?" (see more)

"My name is Ron Burgandy. I have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany" (see more)