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Best Racist Jokes

Say Your Best Racist Joke! Max 2 Entries


total challengers: 8   
1st
Why cant packies play hocky?



Every time they go into the corner they open up a store. (see more)
 
nick_hegarty
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 341926  VOTES: 3

 

2nd
What could a bench do that a Mexican dad cant.
Support a family. (see more)
 
Joshkicksfaces
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 340010  VOTES: 6

 

3rd
5 Niggers are in a Cadillac and they drive off a cliff, what’s

wrong with that picture

Cadillac can fit 6


Why do black people smell?

So Blind people can hate them too

How come there aren't any
Mexicans on Star Trek?

They don't work in the future, either.


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brendankafka
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 343271  VOTES: 6

 

4th
Why are black people the best in basketball?


Because they can steal, shoot and run :))



What do you call lots of black people swimming in the sea



Oil spill :)) (see more)
 
FREAKY
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 340449  VOTES: 4

 

5th
What Would You Call the Flinstones if They Were Black

Niggers
( Im Really Sorry If It Offended Any one ) (see more)
 
brendankafka
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 339309  VOTES: 6

 

6th
what do you call 2 black people in a sleeping bag.

Twix hahaha sorry (see more)
 
Tinytimmay
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 338502  VOTES: 3

 

7th
whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?




a pizza doesnt scream when it goes in the oven (see more)
 
cmdude
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 338595  VOTES: 3

 

8th
why are black people good at baseball?

they can hit, steal, and run (see more)
 
HsaoJAO
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 322903  VOTES: 5





Comments

danbot666
danbot666 peewee
27 days ago
re: pakistan hockey player
me and jackson panda in 8y2 love this joke :D
Ricardo_Koen
Ricardo_Koen peewee
3 months ago
re: sorry if i offend anyone
what do you call a crossbreed between a black guy and a squid? i don't know,but what i do know is that they are hella good at plucking cottonplants!
bev99
bev99 peewee
3 months ago
re: pakistan hockey player
thats not racist thats just funny :/
barzany
barzany peewee
3 months ago
re: haha
@scotty,pettigrew13: hi
scotty,pettigrew13
3 months ago
re: haha
@random96: And also you are really the stupid one because I am both Canadian and English, and it is spelled colour, with a U, standing for U are uneducated and make wild and unsupported claims
scotty,pettigrew13
3 months ago
re: haha
@random96: Umm actually I don't feel dumb... Your country was founded by terrorist traitors who decided to go against their country and kill their countrymen to get more power.
scotty,pettigrew13
3 months ago
re: jew
@Chris_Bevi: And since when is being white an insult? Also, you need to really realize that this guy was just poking fun, and if you can't take it, grow up and get your head out of the soil
scotty,pettigrew13
3 months ago
re: jew
@Chris_Bevi: I want to know where you can possibly begin to insult somebody on something just on their comment and their username. He could be Indian, Chinese. Who knows.
AmericaSucks
AmericaSucks peewee
7 months ago
re: haha
@jacknett123: Hey fucker read my name. Your the dumb fuckers who voted in Bush TWICE!!! Oh ya and wasnt it us and Britain who beat you in the civil war? Oh ya it was so suck on that kimosabi
trixx,are,4,kidz
10 months ago
re: Bench
Why doesn't Mexico ever win the olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim already crossed the border.
ronjon
ronjon peewee
11 months ago
re: racsim
why do black people have white palms? cs theres a little bit of good in everyone
ronjon
ronjon peewee
11 months ago
re: Racist Jokes
why do jews have big noses? 'cos they know the air is free
ronjon
ronjon peewee
11 months ago
re: Racist Jokes
whats the difference between a black man and an onion? you don't cry when you peel a black man.
the0100800
the0100800 peewee
11 months ago
re: haha
@jacknett123: fuck you u niggers
Canada28
Canada28 peewee
12 months ago
re: haha
@Canada28: guys how do u know if a chinese guy robbed u, your homework's done,ur computer's updated and 2 hours later the fuckers still trying to back out of your driveway
Canada28
Canada28 peewee
12 months ago
re: haha
@jacknett123: Hey fag from the states i couldn't hear u over my free healthcare and i was too busy watchin u guys loose that war over there in iraq so shut the fuck up
random96
random96 peewee
about 1 year ago
re: haha
@random96: let me edit *people from the US.
random96
random96 peewee
about 1 year ago
re: haha
@jacknett123: hey dumbass thats how canadians and US people spell got a problem u must be a british dude people fought a war to be different from the brits thats why they say color feel dumb????
jacknett123
jacknett123 peewee
about 1 year ago
re: haha
@joebob69: You are a stupid mother fucking retard he spells color colour because hes canadian thats how canadians spell colour u illeterate jackass yea made you feel fucking stupid yea go fuck urself
joebob69
joebob69 peewee
about 1 year ago
re: haha
I don't know why you are looking at racist jokes, knowing ur gunna get your feelings hurt..Fuck off, ur just supporting the un-educated nigger stereotype, you can't even spell color right u dumb fuckin nigger!! Fuck off, go get aids or something u blue gummed fuck!
AustinWoodward
about 1 year ago
re: Racist Joke
Hey it didn't offend me but I would be offended if I didn't get ur #
jordansharkey
jordansharkey peewee
about 1 year ago
re: Racist Joke
@jordansharkey: k k k k k k k im ashamed i said it
jordansharkey
jordansharkey peewee
about 1 year ago
re: Racist Joke
@jordansharkey: realy realy realy sorry
jordansharkey
jordansharkey peewee
about 1 year ago
re: Racist Joke
@jordansharkey: didnt mean to affend if i did so sory k
jordansharkey
jordansharkey peewee
about 1 year ago
re: Racist Joke
@Joshkicksfaces: i have a good one what did god say when he made his first packy oh shit i burnt one
 
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