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““There could be different things lurking in front, next to, behind, or even under your bed, Melvin shouted when he jogged into the middle of the street-Melvin used to be one of those people who would pull numbers of tricks on every single on of his friends, not to mention sick one of his hugh old, grumpy pibulls on them; which people obviously did not like very much, well besides his"GIRLISH-looks" including those incredibly cruely-useless jokes set by them, he did enjoy sitting down on his little poke'mon bed, munching on tons of cheesy covered pretzels,deciding whether or not the SpongeBob movie would be one of his most newly stalked interests, weirdly it surely did not turn out to be how he'd liked, Melvin possesed one other problem, one problem in which he would love to conquer,he only thought of one thing every-single morning, he would think of the mobs of neighborhood bullies who would knock him down every morning on his jog to school,he got himself into trouble with those jokes (see more)

By the time you see this I will no longer be here, But im not gone Im only sleeping. I know you will miss me, so will I. Sometimes life isnt how it should be, sometimes life seems to be too difficult for one to cope with, the sorrow from losing me is too much I know I feel it too, but remember when life turns on you, I will be there to help you out, you might not notice me or see me, but Im there. Im watching over you forever till we meet once more. Whenever you feel the wind blowing It is I kissing you. I love you. (see more)

There were five donkeys pulling some wagon loaded with giant watermelons. After the first few miles, one of the donkeys that was in the very front of the line farted and killed the other four behind him. The smell was so atrocious that even the donkey himself fainted.

When the donkey had awaken, he was like what the eff?

And then there five vultures that flew in to scavengerize some fresh rotting meat that are the asses.

Yum yum yum, it tasted good, yum.

When the vultures penetrated through the tender organs and devoured the stomach of the donkeys, they too smelt the fart from the first donkey and they also died.

And then the donkey was like what the efff.

And then the watermelons got up and jumped around in circles and went home for dinner.

And then the donkey was like eff this and bent his head into his butt and farted.

Fin.
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