Signs You're Not Ready to Get Married

You know you are not ready to get married when someone questions you about it and you start picturing what your life would be like if you were a dog. (see more)

when u still call her the wrong name  (see more)

You cant stop traveling to lands distant to have sex with your mistress (see more)

MOM! whats for diner?! (see more)

girl:''MOM HAVE YOU FINISHED WASHING MY CLOTHES??''

mom:''yes honey, i''ll take them to your room when they are done drying okay princess!''

-You know your not ready to get married if you still can't even wash your OWN clothes.. (see more)

" MOM! where did you put my Captain America figurine?!"
(mom) : "Oh, I'm sorry honey, I must have misplaced it when i was cleaning your room today"

"GOD DAMMIT! now how am i supposed to show Jen the complete set" (see more)

Instead of bills hanging from magnets on your fridge, you have a report card (see more)

Mommy! i fell!! (see more)

If your girlfriends a physco imagine her as a bride even if shes not a physco imagine her as a bride (see more)

Enough Said (see more)

when someone talks about that you put this face... (see more)

your not ready to get married if your balls havent droped yet (see more)

u know ur not ready when ur child asks u, "mommy, where did u and daddy meet?" and ur best answer is at the bar drunk. (see more)

The doctor just cut your umbilical chord! (see more)

You're having sex with your cat... Don't do that, man! (see more)

im chugging a mini bottle of jose (see more)

not ready but you will do it anyway (see more)

You have the right to a lawyer! (see more)

You are all alone meaning you don't have a gf/bf or even a friend that's man/woman. And your hand/fingers/toys don't count.


Sorry Your Not Ready To Get Married. :( (see more)

uve been eating alot of twix recently!!!  (see more)