The Inanimate Ressurection

God plays a cruel joke on you and ressurects you as an inanimate object/item...what object or item are u ressurected as??? 2 entries. no repeats.

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  • Noo a tampon

    Noo a tampon

  • Oh damn!

    Oh damn!

  • Elton Johns Sunglasses

    Elton Johns Sunglasses

  • ha ha

    ha ha

  • Richard Simmon's son

    Richard Simmon's son

  • Britneys underwear

    Britneys underwear

  • WHAT!??  F*KIN Toilet Paper!?!

    WHAT!?? F*KIN Toilet Paper!?!

  • A Fake Palm Tree

    A Fake Palm Tree

  • Michael Jackson's Nose

    Michael Jackson's Nose

  • NOT A CONDOM!

    NOT A CONDOM!

  • the inanimate ressurection

    the inanimate ressurection

  • Rosie O'donnell's Underwear!

    Rosie O'donnell's Underwear!

  • Plunger

    Plunger

  • PORTA POTTY

    PORTA POTTY

  • 'whore' knob

    'whore' knob

  • bull-@#$%

    bull-@#$%

  • sex doll

    sex doll


  • ha ha

  • OH GOD...WHY!?!!!??

    OH GOD...WHY!?!!!??

  • oh no

    oh no


Comments

 
 
 
brad15
brad15 captain
over 4 years ago
re: ha ha
ouch!
Vapsiken
Vapsiken all-city
over 4 years ago
re: Rosie O'donnell's Underwear!
NOT EVEN KILLING SOMEONE IS WORTHY OF THIS! T_T
kindaweirda
kindaweirda franchise
over 4 years ago
re: Elton Johns Sunglasses
lolzzz...555
billyrol
billyrol all-american
over 4 years ago
avee_gail
avee_gail franchise
over 4 years ago
re: ha ha
What the heck? Haha... my butt is getting all tingly with fear just looking at this.
avee_gail
avee_gail franchise
over 4 years ago
re: Michael Jackson's Nose
Oh my gosh -- my nightmare for the next 6 days.
Who_Is_Jordan
Who_Is_Jordan all-star
over 4 years ago
re: ha ha
this sucks for you and the guy or girl who has to use it
ah_yup
ah_yup all-american
over 4 years ago
re: ha ha
only chuck norris
Ampmstr
Ampmstr franchise
over 4 years ago
re: ha ha
that is scary! lol
MonicaCrazy
MonicaCrazy peewee
over 4 years ago
re: WHAT!?? F*KIN Toilet Paper!?!
what a shitty life!
nary_131
nary_131 all-star
over 4 years ago
re: 'whore' knob
hahaha!! thanx!
BJGanz
BJGanz all-star
over 4 years ago
re: 'whore' knob
HAHA!!! Nice metaphor...u get a five from me. ;)
nary_131
nary_131 all-star
over 4 years ago
re: WHAT!?? F*KIN Toilet Paper!?!
hahaha!! that sucks! 5
 
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IBY Awards (5)

“UM, CUTE.”
— jishjosh awarded Michael Jackson's Nose
over 4 years ago
“Ouch!”
— Iv90s awarded ha ha
over 4 years ago
“PURPLE SIGHT”
— mice_aliling awarded Elton Johns Sunglasses
over 4 years ago