Best poem to an Olympic athlete (ibeatyou Olympics)

yo michael you are so hot,
i would date you on the spot,
im a little younge,
so we can kiss but with no tounge,
i think u r ganna win the gold,
cuz you are not yet to old,
when you dive in that pool,
i sit and stare like a fool,
whe the olympics are done,
then thats when we'll have our fun.
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Dear Michael Phelps,
I don't know if this helps

But just so you know
To Beijing I'll go

To hold your towel
If the weather is foul

So you won't get cold
Going for the gold

I may not be a swimmer
But for you I'll be a winner

Because when you're in a speedo
Holy Toledo! (see more)

Theres only one woman fencer for me

shes from the home of the mounty

shes wicked with a sword

she wont leave you bored

going for the gold

she makes other fencers look old

thats the canadian way

win it all then say eh (see more)

Man, or fish
I will never decide
Cause your strokes in the water
Have such a nice glide.
A gold medal hung ‘round your neck we have seen
Every race of the Olympics
Live from Beijing

Possibly the greatest athlete to ever be born
He’s been videotaped a lot, but never in porn
Ever since 2004 from that very first race
Loving him has continued at world record pace
Perfect body of a swimmer, it is oh so fine
So Michael Phelps, will you please be mine?

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I love watching you Kerry and Misty

I love watching you block

I love watching you hit the ball hard as a rock

I love it when you go all out to chase a ball in pursuit

I love it when you put up a good serve.

However, Please don't think of me as a perv

But my favorite is watching you run around in a 2 piece bathing suit.

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Throughout the games Phelps endured some doubts,
For his olympic ambitions were so off the scale,
When watching him achieve them we would forget to inhale,
With every swim the records would fall,
The entire World watching,
Mouths gaping in awe

He is amazing in more ways than one,
For after every race was over and done,
His mother would cry proudly over her son,
And no matter how famous Michael may be,
He does not forget to put first family,
And he always returns his mom's smile with appreciation,
For her motherly love is Michael's foundation

From Bagram Afghanistan I send him my congratulations,
He made us proud beyond our wildest imagination,
Michael led the way,
Now go gold, USA! (see more)

Chris Bosh looks like a goof


i dont even think hes good at shootin hoops.

He couldnt make a shot if he tryed and tryed, Chris bosh sucks and thats no lie.

He plays for the raptors that suck too!

all the raptors really can do is lose.

sorry to all you chris bosh and raptor fans.

Im just trying to make you understand.

that chris bosh and the raptors are no good,

Now am i understood. (see more)

You flew high and won gold,
By promising the World that you were quite old.
You adamantly claimed that you were at least 16,
But the proof is in the smile that the world has already seen,
So when you wonder why we have so much beef,
It's because when you smile we see baby teeth,
So take off your gold medals and bring 'em back to the IOC,
Come back when you're older and win it fairly. (see more)

Natalie you make me croon,
When i see you, I feel like I'm on the moon.

You swim faster than anyone before,
And unlike Amanda Beard, you're not a whore.

You know you'll be a hero if you win the gold,
But for me you'll be a hero even if you're old.

GO NATALIE! STRAIGHT FROM C-TOWN!!!!! GO COUGARS/USA!!!

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A player is one who doesn't give up at the sight of defeat,
But learns from their mistakes and puts them beneath.

A player is one who doesn't give up at the sound of the buzzer,
Always giving what they have from one side of the court to the other.

A player is one who doesn't whine about their playing time,
Because a player knows it's an unacceptable crime.

A player is one who practices game-speed,
Always keeping in mind that their shots are not guaranteed.

A player is one who doesn't settle for anything less,
Even knowing, that they're not the best.

They will be the ones you see outside practicing,
Day or Night, Rain or shine,
They are the ones running on hurt ankles, admitting there fine.

A player is one who has a strong, sensible mind,
Never pondering about failing, only contemplating prevailing.

A player is one who doesn't chicken out,
Who wants to be in the game when everything counts.

CB4 got it all,
he will bring a gold medal back home!


Now, that is a true player.  (see more)

Anything is possible, if you think it is worthwhile
If you're willing to go the distance, to go the extra mile.
With determination and effort, you can often achieve more
Because you don't always get what you wish, but what you work for.
Dreams can become challenging, but no matter what the cost
Strive to complete the task before you, and you'll never end up lost.
So bring with you your goals, and leave your doubts behind
Whether you think you can or can't, you certainly will find
You'll be right either way--so never quit, and this is why:
You'll never become a failure, until you fail to try. (see more)

cris cris your my cris it looks like you want to piz cris cris do the cris crozz do the cris crozz hey cris cris they say your wizz but thats not true (see more)

Hey Chris Paul and the rest of the Men's USA Basketball team...
just go win the damn gold. (see more)

Obikwelu as you said..its time to win the gold cuz you already have the silver.
And if you dont win chase after the jury...you know...he is a runner...it was a joke..ok..forget...maybe next time!!LOL!! (see more)

dwight howard the big man of orlando magic
hes so strong he cud carry a fat chick
he jumps so high he has an S on his chest
he's so big i wonder will he pass th drug test?
th strongest man in the nba
he dunks th ball at least once everyday
look at his arm i cant believe it
im so jealou imma have a bitch fit
whenever he jumps he kisses th rim
no one can ever do it better than him
dwights game is way too nice
he dunks on more ppl than china got rice
now u know th center dwight howard
everytime he dunks he hits it with shear power (see more)

lemme see if i got it [;

Derek Fisher sick to perfection, no one can touch, just came down from heaven, people say hes an angel from above,here to spread that cheer of basketball love, and i think its true, the way hes been playing got me saying, Lakers till i die,and hes repping my team proudly this year #2 but the time is near to rise might fall but never die his spirit strong carries the team to the sky, whats so bad if aiming for the sky whats the worst hitting our heads on starts well thats okay Lakers sacrificed everything to make it the top and 2009 is the year when Derek Fisher takes the Lakers to the top (see more)

they were once a dream
heading to the top
but when Athens came
they became the flop

Lebron back then was the rookie to like
and Kobe and shaq had that same old fight

they played with the crowd
gave us a good show
but lost to Argentina
their 1st time you know

now in '08 Beijing is the place
where the Redeem string up their lace

so far there doing whatever it takes
we want gold this time so learn from your mistakes




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Man, or fish
I will never decide
Cause your strokes in the water
Have such a nice glide.
A gold medal hung ‘round your neck we have seen
Every race of the Olympics
Live from Beijing

Possibly the greatest athlete to ever be born
He’s been videotaped a lot, but never in porn
Ever since 2004 from that very first race
Loving him has continued at world record pace
Perfect body of a swimmer, it is oh so fine
So Michael Phelps, will you please be mine?

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With D-Wade, LeBron, and CP3, it's a mystery the team can't even make a three.

Carmelo is cold, J-Kidd is old, but nonetheless you're undefeated.

But next you got Germany, Greece, and Spain, and hopefully y'all can make it rain.

Because when it's all said and done, shouldn't you beat Angola by more than 21?

You guys shot 5 for 21 from three, and with a team of all-stars that just can't be.

I can't seem to get the fact in my head, that with that team the only one who can shoot is Michael Redd!

So make your shots, win the gold, and hopefully I can watch the magic unfold.

Because I don't know when's the tape delay, so all I can do is hope and pray.

I'll finish this off and watch you guys play, chanting the whole way "Go USA." (see more)

You can win this year,
I'll be there to cheer,
you don't have Mia Hamm,
but I don't give a damn,
you still rock,
and can walk the walk,
stop their offense,
and make them tense,
show them OUR offense! (see more)