Michael Jackson's Special Announcement

i think he's going to announce that he was actually cryogenically frozen in 1982 right after the release of "Thriller", and that the freak who has been parading around has been a hired actor all along. I believe he will come back in all his smooth brown-skinned, curly hair, normal nosed, clean shaven glory and reclaim his throne as the king of pop.
either that, or he's going to announce he's gay..it's kind of a toss up. (see more)

I am the legitimate father of the pregnant man's children! ! ! ! (see more)

people i have something to tell you...i havnt been completely honest with you over the years but now feel like i have to tell you....


i am the batman (see more)

He's going to say, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I finally understand why you guys think Im a freak... I mean look at me, my face looks like a 5th grade science project. I wouldnt want your kids to be around me either. " (see more)

he will finally admit he is gay! (see more)

He's probably going to brag how his album thriller is the biggest album of all time and he needs more people to buy "Thriller" so it can help pay off his debt  (see more)