FUNniest JOKE

Q: What's the difference between Clinton and a
screwdriver?



A: A screwdriver turns in screws, and Clinton screws interns! (see more)

joke:: what's the difference between a mexican and a book?









answer:: a book has papers. (see more)

If there is a wheelchair comedian is it still called Stand-up  (see more)

So, a guy has a sunburn on his penis and his friend says "go home and stick it in a glass of milk" sure nuff he goes home and does just that.. his girl gets home and says "OMG so thats how u refill it!" (see more)

What do u call a mexican pilot (let me stress the Mexican part)? (see more)

why dident the skeleton cross the road?










Because he had no guts!!!
hahahahahah (see more)

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'

To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'

'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'



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