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chuck norris destroyed the periodic table of elements because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise (see more)
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RATING: 3.7 VIEWS: 266 VOTES: 14
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Best Chuck Norris Fact
What is the funniest joke you have heard about the great Chuck Norris?total challengers: 97
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Chuck Norris' calender jumps from March 31st to April 2nd....nobody fools Chuck Norris... (see more)
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BY envy626
RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 677 VOTES: 56
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Chuck Norris is the reason why waldo is hiding (see more)
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BY bevbball14
RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 425 VOTES: 44
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Chuck Norris doesn't have any hair on his balls, because hair doesn't grow on steel. (see more)
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BY cpdoubleyou
RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 804 VOTES: 49
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5th
Chuck Norris doesn't push up, he pushes the world down (see more)
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BY neubies
RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 603 VOTES: 48
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6th
jesus walks on water but chuck norris can swim through land (see more)
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BY fatgatas
 RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 426 VOTES: 44
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7th
Chuck Norris can make minute rice in 30 seconds. (see more)
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BY suicidem1
RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 177 VOTES: 4
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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down (see more)
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BY pathatic2407
RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 445 VOTES: 45
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Chuck Norris went to Taco Bell and asked for a Big Mac....he got it. :) (see more)
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BY KevKev
RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 501 VOTES: 42
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. (see more)
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RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 231 VOTES: 16
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. (see more)
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BY Drakokirby
RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 378 VOTES: 44
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Fact: There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. (see more)
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BY sweetie0207
RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 277 VOTES: 30
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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but it's too bad he's never cried. (see more)
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BY yvane
RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 507 VOTES: 50
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Chuck Norris wasn't created by his parents! He created himself (see more)
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BY NerdDude1
RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 211 VOTES: 15
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16th
Chuck norris can eat a rubix cube and shit it out solved. (see more)
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BY TomatoV8
RATING: 3.5 VIEWS: 663 VOTES: 48
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18th
When Chuck Norris dives in the ocean he doesnt get wet, the ocean gets Chuck Norris.... (see more)
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BY youngtekneek
RATING: 3.4 VIEWS: 330 VOTES: 29
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19th
Chuck Norris's urine is being sold to us as a drink. We know it as RedBull (see more)
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BY Kev_5
RATING: 3.4 VIEWS: 246 VOTES: 25
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20th
chuck was having sex in a car and some of his sperm got into the engine...... we now know this car as Optimus Prime (see more)
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RATING: 3.4 VIEWS: 391 VOTES: 31
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re: periodic table
lol word! 5
lol word! 5
re: periodic table
thx hun
thx hun
re: periodic table
hahahahahaha 5
hahahahahaha 5
re: Balls of Steel
nice 5
nice 5
re: Chuck Norris
5*
5*
re: chuck norris
haha look at the background its chuck raising the roof
haha look at the background its chuck raising the roof
re: poor chuck
ololoolololloloolool
ololoolololloloolool
re: Devil vs Chuck
thanks for the 5 :)
thanks for the 5 :)
re: Balls of Steel
lol
lol
re: Chuck Norris Facts
555
555
re: Luke Skywalker
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re: SUPER CHUCK JOKE
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5
re: Global warming
5 lol
5 lol
re: Devil vs Chuck
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re: poor chuck
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re: chuck norris jokes
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