How Do You Greet People?

Ey How U Doin (see more)

Heyy! How are you? (see more)

I usually go outside with a "L> For Friends" sign. (see more)

Hello (Insert name here) how are you today (see more)

i usually sniff their crotch to make sure they are friendly and understand that i am "top dog" then, if they show sign of weakness, i will play a game with them. (see more)

"what's shakin', tofu bacon?" (see more)

if a random is walking pass i kick them. then ask their name. THEN i say hi haha :D (see more)

"hi (pause) im bob (pause) i saw u in my dream" (pause) then u run away  (see more)