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walked in on my wife and her best friend. in my bed. i just took one step toward the shotgun behind my door and he ran to the bathroom. my wife (ex now) started laughing and called me a pu*&y. i walked out. after she dressed and they left, i set all of her stuff on fire in the back yard, i gave her dog to the SPCA, and i gave her wedding dress to a homeless girl. (see more)
































rofl hey i can be lowkey mr. killer with the cute partner n_n key word partner cause you'd be telling me what to do but we're equal