best pick up line

you. me. sexy time.

now. (see more)

hey uhh i lost my number.. can i have yours? (see more)

Do you by any chance know how much an elephant weighs?


Enough to break the ice. What's your number?> (see more)

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle (see more)

Did you fall frome heaven..
Cuz i've got an erection..

funny thing is this line worked for my friend. (see more)

Excuse me, do you happen to have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.  (see more)

Don't worry, i aint a genie witha teeny weenie (see more)

I got a Bucket of Cooking Oil, and Three Gerbils...

Do you know how to use a Whip? (see more)