Worst Text to Get From Your Parents

Son, I'm gay.
Tell Mom.
Be home for dinner by 7:30 (see more)

Luke! Im UR dad!

Vader
xxx (see more)

Son, for god sakes wear a condom. (see more)

Son, your mom and I are getting a divorce.

Pick up some milk on the way home. (see more)

mom :: What theatre are you in?
you :: I'm in ( insert theatre here ), WHY?
mom :: I'm coming inside right now to pick you up, I know your with a boy!
you :: "panic" and probably start to cri. lol
this wood suck I think! (see more)

The Doctor said you have Aids, come home now. (see more)

you know your in deep doo doo when you get the- we need to talk,text (see more)

Yr Adptd (see more)

I used to get this all the time when I was still living with my parents. LMAO (see more)

sup dog!!! see son i can be chillin (see more)

Cupid called he said your girl friend said that she needs your heart. Come home now.i have my hammer with me.

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Mom: Son, I got the magnums you told me to buy for your date.

Son: I'm on my date now, mom

Girlfriend: (weird look)

true story.....  (see more)