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i fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee, i had sex with your mom now it hurts when i pee (see more)
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BY A_rab
RATING: 3.3 VIEWS: 4568 VOTES: 38
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Funniest one-liners :)
just make them funny pleasetotal challengers: 143
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. (see more)
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BY aSANTOS
RATING: 3.3 VIEWS: 4992 VOTES: 79
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to make a cat sound like a dog, you drench it in gasoline, light a match and it goes "WHOOOOOF!" (see more)
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BY parodyguy95
RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 3932 VOTES: 8
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is that a keg in your back pocket , because i'd love to tap that ass! (see more)
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RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 3879 VOTES: 6
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we don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool (see more)
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BY aivik
RATING: 3.1 VIEWS: 4561 VOTES: 51
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy and the tallest guy in the National Basketball Association is Chinese (see more)
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BY tdfsbrian24
 RATING: 3.1 VIEWS: 3870 VOTES: 7
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Did you hear Steve Urkel commited suicide?....There was a sing next to his bed that said, "Did I do that?" (see more)
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BY Eh_beh_lin
RATING: 3.1 VIEWS: 3853 VOTES: 8
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can you imagine the world without men? no crime and lots of happy, fat women :). (see more)
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BY aSANTOS
RATING: 3.1 VIEWS: 2512 VOTES: 15
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the early bid gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (see more)
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RATING: 3.1 VIEWS: 2700 VOTES: 39
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"nice hat. i had a hat like that once. then my mum got a JOB!" - Guru Pitka (see more)
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BY Oshiel
RATING: 3.0 VIEWS: 3332 VOTES: 67
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15th
Confucius say:
Man who stand on toilet High on pot. (see more)
Man who stand on toilet High on pot. (see more)
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BY TiffO
RATING: 3.0 VIEWS: 2851 VOTES: 33
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16th
Hide your children R-Kelly's in the Buildin!!!! (see more)
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BY Eh_beh_lin
RATING: 3.0 VIEWS: 2371 VOTES: 5
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17th
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. (see more)
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RATING: 3.0 VIEWS: 2361 VOTES: 5
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18th
I reject your reality and substitute my own (see more)
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BY ninja_flame
RATING: 3.0 VIEWS: 2309 VOTES: 4
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19th
What's the last thing going through a bug's mind when he hits a windshield? His ass (see more)
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BY calcuskater
RATING: 3.0 VIEWS: 2324 VOTES: 4
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20th
what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper! (see more)
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BY Adub12
RATING: 3.0 VIEWS: 2326 VOTES: 4
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re: use this lolz
LMAO
LMAO
re: Newsflash!
LOL so stupid! 5!
LOL so stupid! 5!
re: That's What....
haha thx :]
haha thx :]
re: use this lolz
hilarious! 5 for u
hilarious! 5 for u
re: i like turtles
watch it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
watch it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
re: That's What....
lol,niceee 5
lol,niceee 5
re: God made Adam and Eve...
and all the lords men said...Oh SHit!...no more gayness...damn well let's just not have sex alltogether. Boom Catholosisim!
and all the lords men said...Oh SHit!...no more gayness...damn well let's just not have sex alltogether. Boom Catholosisim!
re: John Nguyen says
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
re: use this lolz
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!1!!!!one!!!!!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!1!!!!one!!!!!!
re: use this lolz
hahah thats gross but funny :D
hahah thats gross but funny :D
re: how on earth did...
idk
idk
re: how on earth did...
:O what show is that ? cuz im pretty sure i remember that from when i was releeeee little haha
:O what show is that ? cuz im pretty sure i remember that from when i was releeeee little haha
re: i like turtles
i love the reporters reaction!
i love the reporters reaction!
re: i like turtles
i remember the video of this one. Hilarious
i remember the video of this one. Hilarious
re: God made Adam and Eve...
thank ya :)
thank ya :)
re: God made Adam and Eve...
LMAO 5
LMAO 5
re: i like turtles
lol thats random 5
lol thats random 5
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