Grossest Experience

back in elementary, i came to class one day, but then i realized i have diarrhea.
i pooed in class (big time) and because of that, the school had to let me go home
i was the butt of jokes the entire school year, (see more)

It's a mix of 25 diff liquors in one tall glass concocted by Archie . You're supposed to down in one drinking. After you've gulped the whole thing, you shout F*ck you Archie!!!

That guy up there is Archie. Needless to say, it wasn't that hard to curse him, because it's the grossest thing I've ever tasted . It looks brownish green.

After drinking that sh*t. I had to throw up all my dinner. Worse thing is I didn't even reach the ladies' room. I just saw chorizo fly out of my mouth and straight into the mirror. hahaha.

That was once and never again, no matter how many times I go back to Boracay, I never touched that drink again. (see more)

This one time I totally sharted at work. I thought it was a fart, but the next thing I knew- It wasn't a fart, more like a wet explosion. Luckily I was working maintenance for apartments at the time, so I lived where I worked. I remember trying to stand up while drive my golf cart as fast as I could to my apartment. It sucked, but could of been worse.  (see more)

ok, so last year in band i would take poptarts to band everyday because poptarts are awsome. so i think we all know that poptarts get really crumbly and messy, so it would always fall to the ground where the trumbones and and trumpets would empty out there spit stuck in their horns. so at the begining of this year i just found that out that thats the spot that all the spit falls on the ground right where i would always stand and drop my poptarts! but the gross thing is that i would always EAT the poptarts!

EWWW! GROSS, HUH?  (see more)

So my friends got a coupla bottles of Gin and beer and as a newbie, i downed every shot they gave me, i really didnt care coz i thought i could handle myself not getting that drunk.

So i got drunk after maybe within an hour or less. it was the happiest drunk moment for me tho!i was really happy,hyper!,i kept on talking and i even did some jumpinjacks!duno im really so random that night.so yeah i barfed!!alot!and guess where i puked!i puked on the sink!yes sink!not on the bowl so you could just flush it right away!ugh it was so gross, the sink clogged!and within just minutes it smelled all around the room!haha im so wasted i didnt clean it right away,instead i tried to just sleep it off and wash it in the morning.but then i couldnt sleep!thinking that my friend's mum might see it and clean my mess!so what i did is i cleaned it!surprisingly not knowing that one of my friend also threw up on my sh*t!yes i took off the clog using my own hands!!lol so there yes its gross! (see more)

i had callaloo for lunch one day at skool, bout 1 hour lata i started feelin really nauseous, i ran from my class witout even sayin excuse me and started blowin chunks on the lawn, the worst thing about it is that it also came thru my nose!!!! (see more)

one time I was at a camp in 5th grade, I was going to the bathroom. Upon finishing my duty, I flush the urinal, little did I know it was clogged, all this sick urinal water and piss came overflowing right on to me! (see more)

I was jacking off, and my mom walked in and I got it all over her face! No joke! (see more)

after a night at a concert, went out and drank wit some friends.. & got sooo drunk i puked all over myself and a friend took a picture (later deleted) with drool all over myself. ugh, funny thing, I DONT REMEMBER IT! (see more)

okay...this is the most embarassing/grossest moment of my life.
It was my first flight back in June 12th 2008. It was a Cessna 172 with registrations of C-GSEQ. Well I've never been in a small airplane before unlike a lot of my classmates. That thing gets tossed around a lot, compare to an airliner.
Anyways, we were supposed to just do simple stuff. But my instructor ended up doing steep turns up to a 45degree bank.

So when we were on our way back, I started to feel uneasy, so my instructor went and looked for a sickness bag. NO JOY!
So, to my last resort, I opened the window, took off my headset, lost my sunglasses out the window and puked!
YES sorry to those that got rained on by puke that day.

I had to clean the whole airplane by myself afterwards!

Learned my lesson...not to eat a big Wendy's combo before any flight (see more)

there are geese that poop on the football feild in my school... one of them was a slimy green slush... yea I stepped in it (see more)

so during band we were out on the field practicing. I play the flute and i had it up ready to play and march when a bird pooped right on the right hand eeek. luckily my flute was clean but i had to go wash off the huge white blob on my hand >.< (see more)