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Best Fake Professor


	If you were going to be a professor, what would your name be and what would you teach? (Doesn't need to be a real school subject). total challengers: 15

1^st

Tacky Tourist --> Islander

I would teach all the tourist that come to Hawai'i how to fit in and become a true islander...that way they don't catch a hard time and gain made respect from the Islanders!! (see more)

BY ainokea

RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 165 VOTES: 14

2^nd

Professor Thurston Howell III

I would teach an advanced class on 'Class.'

Prerequisite classes would include:

1. How to Overpack for a 3 - Hour Tour
2. The Necessity of Thousands of Dollars of Cash on a 3 Hour Tour
3. Marrying Well (Especially women named 'Lovey')
4. Golf, Polo, Badminton, and Tennis - The Sports of the Elite
5. How to Survive on Gilligan's Island Without Doin' Shhhhizzz...

Screw 'The Professor'. Anybody can draw battery power from Coconuts...

It takes a REAL MAN to wear a straw hat and sip drinks with umbrellas...

(see more)

BY c_tizzie

RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 140 VOTES: 14

3^rd

Professor Bam Benegaal of Hesslink

Part dutch and a stickler for punctuation and grammar, I would teach the youth [and some middle ages] of today the reason and importance of the poor old bastardised apostrophe and correct other travesties such as:

- "10 items or less"
- "Two Weeks Notice"
- "Mens Toilets"
- "Please return the trolley's"

AAARRRRGGGHHH! YOU WILL LEARN!!! (see more)

BY Bam_Bam09

RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 120 VOTES: 9

4^th

madame monster

I will teach my students how to make other terrified! (see more)

BY themonster

RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 147 VOTES: 19

5^th

Mr. SitnLearn

I would teach manners and common sense... not enough people have either so I would beat it into them with a ruler...lol (see more)

BY UpRooted

RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 132 VOTES: 20

6^th

being a hobo

I would teach people how to be a hobo by telling them to not eat shower and wearing weird clothes. lol (see more)

BY max_katie101

RATING: 2.3 VIEWS: 40 VOTES: 3

7^th

Prof.H

I am Prof.H

I teach Science,Flying and Lunch (see more)

BY cahboom

RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 86 VOTES: 13

8^th

Professor Pop Quiz

My name would be Professor Pop Quiz. I would teach totally useless information and then have my students quiz their friends/family on it out of the blue. (see more)

BY seraph709

RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 72 VOTES: 7

9^th

professor chaos

i wud teach how to be evil and take over th world my star student is general disarray
(see more)

BY matreksboi

RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 51 VOTES: 4

10^th

prof..

name: Mr Dick

teaches: Sport (see more)

BY k3vin

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 96 VOTES: 6

11^th

Doctor Inky

name: Doctor Inky
I would teach how to make babys the right way, with illustrations. (see more)

BY kuentin1

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 75 VOTES: 6

12^th

Mr E

I would teach about urban legends and myths. (see more)

BY zkagey13

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 114 VOTES: 8

13^th

Dr. Acula

Dr. Acula

i would teach anatomy. (see more)

BY jounowbrowncow

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 91 VOTES: 8

14^th

Professor X

Welcome class, I am Professor X, in this class you will learn the art of extreme sports. So grab a helmet and we'll be off on our field trip to the x-games. (see more)

BY DavidDC

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 54 VOTES: 5

15^th

well

students today you will learn how to let a girl hooked on you...
-hell yeahhhh!!! (see more)

BY ridergangsta

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 54 VOTES: 1

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re: Mr. SitnLearn
thats just a weekend workshop i do for a little extra gambling money hahaha

re: Mr. SitnLearn
5555

re: Mr. SitnLearn
darn i was hopin for sex ed...i would soo be a volunteer hehehe

re: Mr. SitnLearn
yay! ;D

re: Mr. SitnLearn
Of course it still exists! I practice it EVERYDAY

re: Professor Thurston Howell III
Thank you, sir...I'm glad my humor finds an audience here! Sometimes, I think I should just reference Miley Cyrus for cheap, adolescent laughs... ;P

re: Mr. SitnLearn
lmao! good one tho.. cuz there are A LOT of ppl that I know that have no manners! You should teach chilvary too.. that is if you believe it still exists! LOL

re: Professor Thurston Howell III
Ctizzie, Lmao, "Gilligan do be a good boy and fetch Ginger for me, I need ...oops!" what a goof that show was!

re: Tacky Tourist --> Islander
great, when I go there some day I will message ur box! 5

re: Professor Thurston Howell III
He is allright! Was he joking? Oy, I can be so gullible, Lol!

re: Professor Bam Benegaal of Hesslink
LMAO! feeling is mutual!

re: Professor Bam Benegaal of Hesslink
No detention after school for you then...[Damn it, note to self; make tests more difficult!]

re: Professor Bam Benegaal of Hesslink
aaaaall right!

re: Professor Thurston Howell III
zman...LOL! JP is a character, ain't he?

re: Professor Bam Benegaal of Hesslink
OK - The answers [I'm you got them all right tho] = "10 items or FEWER", "Two Weeks' Notice", "Men's Toilets", "Please return the trolleys"...

re: Professor Thurston Howell III
He's related to JP Gaultier! 5

re: Professor Thurston Howell III
Me, too - well - only because 'any friend of yours is a friend of mine.' :)

re: Professor Bam Benegaal of Hesslink
Teach me Professor BamBam!

re: Professor Thurston Howell III
a friend of mine has cats name thurston & lovey!

re: Professor Bam Benegaal of Hesslink
Good one.

re: madame monster
wow umm yea ill prolly fail ur class!!id be distracted the whole time

re: Prof.H
bahaha! Lunch! I'd take that class. Learning to fly wouldn't be too bad either

re: Mr. SitnLearn
HAHAHAHA :x

re: Mr. SitnLearn
lol.. you naughty girl!

re: Mr. SitnLearn
spank them with a ruler! hahaha :P

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IBY Awards (7)

“omg i sooo agree”

— swtmandamay awarded Mr. SitnLearn
over 3 years ago

“StoppitAndTidyUp's best mate!”

— Bam_Bam09 awarded Mr. SitnLearn
over 3 years ago

“HowAbouttheProfessor&Maryanne?”

— Marjan awarded Professor Thurston Howell III
over 3 years ago


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