Best Breakup with an Ex

Ok, not sure if i've told this one before but here goes.

I was with my gf for some time but needed a break. I couldn't take it anymore and i wanted for us to talk about it and approach the subject. it was time for us to part ways. We were in the middle of driving and i just pulled over to a nearby park's parking lot.

As i broached the subject and we started talking (and there was some crying in there of course), i started feeling bad about it. it sucks to break up with someone. it sucks when people's feelings get hurt.

it also sucked when i looked up and saw a sign in front of my car. It said:

NO DUMPING ALLOWED.
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so my gf of over 8 years leaves the country on a medical mission trip to asia. she calls me from the navy hospital ship she was on to tell me she wants to marry me when she gets back. im so happy about it, i dump $3,000 into fixing up her car to surprise her for her return and our birthday. (we have the same b-day) she comes home the day before our b-day and tells me how much she loves me. the next day at our b-day dinner, she tells me that she cheated on me on that ship, and she has "feelings" for the married guy she cheated with.
now that he is out of the picture, she said she wants me back, but is looking forward to her next mission trip? (see more)

i was out for a morning jog with my dog, until i stepped on a stone fell down on my ass, and landed on dog shit so i went in the water to wash it off (i was in the beach) then eventually. crap just happens to float and i was charged for shitting in the water. even when i said that it was a big mis understanding...IN FACT..*i mean this* i smell dog crap right now wtf? (see more)

Well my ex broke up with me but inside of me i was happy because i didn't want to be involved with her anymore. We texting and stuff and we suddenly got in the subject of us and then i was like are you bored with me? then she texted she said she it'd be better to be friends. At the moment i was real shocked but I got over it within the week. i found out later she cheated on me.

Now she says shes sorry and crap and would like to start over and i'm like NO! i don't wanna get back with you again! I told her that straight up. PS she had 2 bf's after we broke up within a month after. SMH! She also had like 10 bf's before me...

But that's my story lol.  (see more)

This is why I got banded from the pool. (see more)

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