If You Knew Your Plane Was Going To Crash

I'd scout out the cutest guy on the plane and join the mile high club..NOW what to do with the other 2 minutes..mmm lemme think (see more)

...and pray

My plane is going to crash. Yup, I crap my pants...and pray. So when I get to heaven they can say..."You smell like crap, but we have to let you in anyway." (see more)

I would make a sandwich out of 2 fat ladies with myself in the middle and hope they would absorb the impact!  (see more)

i'd yell "theres some..one...some...THING...on the..wing....of the ...plane..then bunker down 4 impact (see more)

I would hold my wife and tell her I love her and I'd probably say a joke because that's how I handle bad situations.
I'd tell her, "At least we're dying together. I'm glad our son isn't on the plane. Can you shut the window blind please? I'd rather not watch." lol (see more)

I wish God to forgive me the sins that have done (see more)

Stand in the middle of the plane singing "Ironic":

"Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic ... don't you think..."

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Im not sittin ther waitin 2 die im gonna pull out my mini parashoot i stashd in my carry on bag, bust open the plane door jump n yell "I BEAT YOU". Can you tell i've neva been on a plane b 4. (see more)

I'm calling seconds with Heat_Girl.
Who wants thirds?
Oh, and will someone please pour me 6 shots of Jack? (see more)

I'd bust into the cockpit and start bitch slappin' the pilot and co-pilot for getting me into this predicament. Oh, and smoke a big fatty. (see more)

Who said i am gona die? I am gona prepare for the hit and then run for the nearest exit. (oh right and take my life jacket) (see more)

Toaste my life and enjoy the show. More exciting than dying in your sleep right. (see more)