chuck norris facts

There is no theory of evolution. There is only a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. (see more)

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad he has never cried. (see more)

leading hand sanitizers say they can kill 99.9 percent of germs, chuck norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the heck he wants (see more)

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land (see more)

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands, now they are just called the Islands (see more)

chuck norris counted to infinite.twice (see more)

Chuck Norris is capable of anything....even nothing...all at the same time.. in space... in a parralel universe...on the moon... aannnnyyytthhhiinnng. (see more)

chcuk norris killed to birds with one stone

chuck norris smile once brought a dog back to life (see more)

Chuck Norris does not sleep
He Waits

Superman wears Chuck Norris PJS (see more)

Chuck Norris doesn't shave, he just starres, at the mirror and order "retread".
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