Best Glee Quotes

Sue Sylvester : I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat; and then on some dark cold night, I will steal away into your home, and punch you in the face. (see more)

Tina: what Happened, you never really talk about it.?

Arty: Me and My mom got in a really bad car accident when i was 8. my mom as okay, but i have beem in the chair ever since. i want to make this clear......i still have the use of my Penis


Tina: *rolls away*


Arty: Uhhh....*rolls away*



Gleek RULES (see more)

Sue: Will, I made a small diaper for you're chin, because it looks like a baby's ass"
Episode 17: Bad Reputation

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I mean, look at their role models-Britney Spears with her shaved head, Lindsay Lohan looks like something out of Lord of the Rings.  (see more)

dolphins are just gay sharks

I think my cat's been reading my diary

protection? like a burglar alarm?

oh dont we just love britney :) (see more)

Sue Sylvester- "Glee Club. Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth breathers, it only come back stronger like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain." (see more)

Everyone: Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma... Britney: there is just too many lyrics!!! (see more)