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Best Race Horse Name

You're going to put your life savings on one horse to win the race! What would be the luckiest name for a race horse?


total challengers: 23   
1st
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If I was going to bet the farm on a horse, it would have a name like "Elmer's" (after the 'glue').

You know why? Because that is a horse with some pretty intense motivation...


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c_tizzie
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 336  VOTES: 16

 

2nd
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Your Mom's in the lead! Your Mom WINS!!!!! OMG how did Your Mom do that??!!! (see more)
 
Joshiro007x
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 249  VOTES: 18

 

3rd
If it's named Don'tBetOnMe and see that out of nowhere, I would definitely bet on it. (see more)
 
JasonSlapsYou
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 205  VOTES: 15

 

4th
I dont know what the hell it means in Spanish. All I know is, it's a good place to get burritos.  (see more)
 
Robster
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 211  VOTES: 14

 

5th
Destiny... (see more)
 
iwashere
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 185  VOTES: 11

 

6th
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Short for Numero Uno? Haha... lame -- but why not? Uno sounds like a horse's name... well to me at least. Plus -- the card game is cool, too. (Yeah, yeah... irrelevant...) (see more)
 
avee_gail
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 178  VOTES: 10

 

7th
Spanish for "winner" (see more)
 
topreed1
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 192  VOTES: 11

 

8th
That Other Horse (see more)
 
riseagainst13
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 153  VOTES: 7

 

9th
Just as the title says (see more)
 
kennethmorris
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 178  VOTES: 7

 

10th
Hi Ho Silver away! (see more)
 
product_theasian
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 165  VOTES: 7

 

11th
 
nothinkingnow
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 91  VOTES: 6

 

12th
harry pottty its funny. watch mohanfilms on youtube (see more)
 
mohanfilms
RATING: 1.9  VIEWS: 104  VOTES: 9

 

13th
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thats was my moms horses old name then we changed it (see more)
 
fataldestruction
RATING: 1.8  VIEWS: 71  VOTES: 6

 

14th
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...and comming up on the outside, Butter my Biscut and Smack my Buns... this is amazing... (see more)
 
Hughsonn
RATING: 1.8  VIEWS: 83  VOTES: 6

 

15th
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Dubba Bubba is the greatest horse ever. (see more)
 
jackni
RATING: 1.8  VIEWS: 110  VOTES: 6

 

16th
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Ribot - Used to be an Italian Horse that always won. Now they opened a resturant with his name. (see more)
 
Blanche
RATING: 1.8  VIEWS: 113  VOTES: 6

 

17th
Hoof Hearted (see more)
 
Feets
RATING: 1.8  VIEWS: 101  VOTES: 6

 

18th
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I would name him DumbFuck
cuz then everybody would have to be like, "Lets go Dumbfuck!", and "I'm betting it all on Dumbfuck!" (see more)
 
gymleadernate
RATING: 1.8  VIEWS: 80  VOTES: 5

 

19th
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"HalfWaYthere" (see more)
 
BB6Kiego
RATING: 1.8  VIEWS: 102  VOTES: 4

 

20th
if a horses name is IWillBeatYou I will def put all my money on that  (see more)
 
safasmets
RATING: 1.8  VIEWS: 78  VOTES: 4



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Comments

fataldestruction
fataldestruction all-state
over 3 years ago
re: Don'tBetOnMe
big brown wouldve been a better choice as long as it wasnt the belmont stakes
thatgirlaquarius
over 3 years ago
re: Elmer's
OMG u are so mean....but hey u gotta make your $$$ back some kinda way....LMAO
c_tizzie
c_tizzie all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Elmer's
thx...see below...lmao ;P
c_tizzie
c_tizzie all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Elmer's
thx...if I lost all my $$$, you better believe the horsey is gonna be glue! ;P
thatgirlaquarius
over 3 years ago
re: YOUR MOM
Good one.....;-)
thatgirlaquarius
over 3 years ago
re: Elmer's
Damn that's cold....I love it 5 lol
pjunk
pjunk pro
over 3 years ago
re: Elmer's
lol, thats messed up XD 5
Joshiro007x
Joshiro007x starter
over 3 years ago
re: YOUR MOM
xD
NotInZeeEyess
NotInZeeEyess all-american
over 3 years ago
re: YOUR MOM
Wow, Your Mom is soooo fast... I can see it now :D 5
Jewlie901
Jewlie901 varsity
over 3 years ago
JasonSlapsYou
over 3 years ago
re: Don'tBetOnMe
thanks =D
airborne4584
airborne4584 franchise
over 3 years ago
re: YOUR MOM
That's hilarious! 5
safasmets
safasmets all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Don'tBetOnMe
very clever
 
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IBY Awards (3)

“sticky!”
— fire_incarnate awarded Elmer's
over 3 years ago
“Hahahahaha ”
— fire_incarnate awarded YOUR MOM
over 3 years ago
“id bet on you”
— fataldestruction awarded Don'tBetOnMe
over 3 years ago