Best Christmas wish list

Dear Santa,

This year i've been very nice!
Therefore, I want some gifts that only you can provide (especially this time of the year, with all the financial crisis)!!

So, ...

- I want the new Golf R 2010 (white color, with 19inchs wheel)
- A "PRADA" suit (tailored and deep black color)
- I'm sick of this iPhone (everybody have one now)
I want the Nokia 8800 Arte (black color)
- A girlfriend that equals Jessica Alba's beautie (AH good luck with that)

I think i'm done now!
Ooh, and please bring me those stuff before I got them on my own !! :D

Thanks dude!

PS: no, I won't ask for nothing for my friends or family, I mean Santa is everyone's, so, ask yourself ! AH! (see more)

Santa-
All I want fer X-mas is this:
- A Brand New Koenigsegg CCXR Edition. (I know it's probably obsolete now, but N E thing over 200mph is perfect fer me.) I have a blast out-running cops now, wait until I get in this baby. =)

- A pair of Desert Eagle pistols.

- Fer Jensen Ackles to marry me, not Daneel Harris. =(

- Oh, and fer my record to be expunged of that bank job I did, two nights ago.

Thanx. U rock.

Just over look the fact I'm on the "Naughty List". (see more)

Dear santa:
for christmas this year i want all my bills paid in full.
I want 50,000 dollars deposited into my bank account.
Free vacations to all around the world all year long.
I want to get paid and not even have to work.
i want a new car i dot car what it is as long as it is paid in full.
a new house,with maids and gardners.
i want to hit the lottery big sometime this year.
can you give my my wish list.
I am starting to believe your not real.
please santa i haven't been naughty...wait ummm..a little bit but that doesnt mean i am always naughty.I dont know what you want me to do maybe you can put your list in my stocking and then will you get me everything i wish for...merry christmas fat man..i love you !! (see more)