Lamest Thing You Got While Trick-or-Treating

Someone was either a smart ass or a cheapskate because they handed out TOOTHPICKS but I guess they might come in handy in case some of the candy sticks to the teeth. (see more)

i got a penny. i went to this house really late to get some more candy and he said they were all out so he gave me a penny and a band-aid. (see more)

Over here, people give out monkey nuts...they're tasty at first, but after the first one hundred or so they get boring and there's always tons left over. (see more)