1st
Give the officer a "Get out of Jail Free" card from the Monopoly board game (see more)
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BY duhhfred
RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 2074 VOTES: 125
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delivers a beatdown! congratulations! |
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What Not to Say to A Cop
What would be the worst thing to say to a cop who just pulled you. ONe Entrytotal challengers: 200
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2nd
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. (see more)
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BY jesse4jesus
RATING: 3.0 VIEWS: 1890 VOTES: 138
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3rd
cop:do you know how fast you were going sir?
reply: obviously not fast enough to get away. (see more)
reply: obviously not fast enough to get away. (see more)
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BY canada_dogg
RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 1111 VOTES: 130
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4th
Officer: I've been waiting all day to catch someone like you!
You: Well I got here as fast as I could! (see more)
You: Well I got here as fast as I could! (see more)
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BY ladybug_3777
RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 1052 VOTES: 118
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5th
Pig: Do you know why i pulled you over?
Reply:
Is it the dead body in the back?
the kilos of cocaine in the truck?
unregistered gun in my lap?
this hooker i just picked up?
or red light i just ran?
(see more)
Reply:
Is it the dead body in the back?
the kilos of cocaine in the truck?
unregistered gun in my lap?
this hooker i just picked up?
or red light i just ran?
(see more)
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BY Ramirez
 RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 1152 VOTES: 109
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6th
Officer: your eyes are dilated have you been drinking
Me: your eyes are glazed have you been eating donuts (see more)
Me: your eyes are glazed have you been eating donuts (see more)
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BY broha136
RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 771 VOTES: 92
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7th
Thanks Officer, that last cop only gave me a warning, too (see more)
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BY cobuycks
RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 709 VOTES: 85
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8th
DO YOU MIND IF I SMOKE THIS BLUNT WHILE I'M WAITING? (see more)
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BY jishjosh
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 857 VOTES: 96
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10th
cop: Are you in a hurry?
you: Gee, what gave that away, Jackass, the fact that I was doing 90 in a 45 or the 5 red lights I ran? (see more)
you: Gee, what gave that away, Jackass, the fact that I was doing 90 in a 45 or the 5 red lights I ran? (see more)
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BY P_3guy
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 411 VOTES: 50
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12th
oh hey before you go, got any crack cocaine i could buy? i mean since you guys do so many drug busts.. (see more)
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BY jazzyx33
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 314 VOTES: 49
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13th
As they approach your window:
"I'd like a Big Mac, Fries and a Diet Coke. And could you Supersize me?" (see more)
"I'd like a Big Mac, Fries and a Diet Coke. And could you Supersize me?" (see more)
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BY mmdmaznn
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 565 VOTES: 56
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17th
me-"what was I do wrong sir"
officer- "that's Katy white"
me- "oh! where do I sign"
Yeah I got a harsh ticket for that. She even searched my car. (see more)
officer- "that's Katy white"
me- "oh! where do I sign"
Yeah I got a harsh ticket for that. She even searched my car. (see more)
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RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 449 VOTES: 57
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18th
can we hurry this up? i really got places to be (see more)
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BY trevor
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 602 VOTES: 79
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20th
Cop: What in God's name are you doing driving on the sidewalk?
Reply: Ociffer, Do I look like I'm in any condition to be driving on the Street?!? (see more)
Reply: Ociffer, Do I look like I'm in any condition to be driving on the Street?!? (see more)
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RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 275 VOTES: 22
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re: Monopoly Get out of Jail
lol
lol
re: Monopoly Get out of Jail
haha, good one! XD
haha, good one! XD
re: Monopoly Get out of Jail
haha 5
haha 5
re: WELL HELLO
haha thx
haha thx
re: weed or pot
hahaha 5
hahaha 5
re: WELL HELLO
LMAO 5
LMAO 5
re: DO YOU MIND?
lmao
lmao
re: DO YOU MIND?
LMFAOOOO! that would be funny though
LMFAOOOO! that would be funny though
re: DO YOU MIND?
yeah don't take that
yeah don't take that
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