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What Not to Say to A Cop


	What would be the worst thing to say to a cop who just pulled you. ONe Entry total challengers: 200

161^st

suck my baws

ill rape u and if u dont let me fu then (see more)

BY allenma

RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 37 VOTES: 3

162^nd

How to get into mucho trouble with el coppo

"If I let you smoke a bowl with me, will you throw my ticket for a moving violation out the window?" (see more)

BY iheartminischnauzers

RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 81 VOTES: 10

163^rd

Stone

First trow a stone to a window in the police station and then ask a cop if you can have your stone back (see more)

BY niels_90

RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 52 VOTES: 5

164^th

Donuts

My eyes look bloodshot? No, i havent been drinking, but your eyes look a little glazed, have you been eating donuts?? (see more)

BY You_LoSe

RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 51 VOTES: 5

165^th

Uh oh

Did you smell the doughnuts I just bought, fatty? (see more)

BY Wiggles

RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 45 VOTES: 5

166^th

why dont you fuck off

why dont you fuck off (see more)

BY domic

RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 42 VOTES: 5

167^th

what not to say to a cop

Cop- do you know why i pulled you over

Me- actually no, but uuuuuh you uhh you wanna smoke? i gotta couple kilos in the back (see more)

BY ibeatuchamp

RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 84 VOTES: 5

168^th

Dont say this!

I can't get my license if you don't hold my beer...
You're not going to search the trunk are you? (see more)

BY FlamingBrad

RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 39 VOTES: 5

169^th

can you hurry up and give me a ticket ur wife is waitin for me
(see more)

BY talonkis954

RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 63 VOTES: 6

170^th

MONKEY!

Hey officer!
I swear I don't have a monkey in my trunk right now. (see more)

BY Tytin

RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 45 VOTES: 8

171^st

No No

BAD COP! NO DONUT! (see more)

BY BuzzCon

RATING: 2.2 VIEWS: 130 VOTES: 15

172^nd

South Park

What seems to be the officer problem? (see more)

BY MarvelMaximus

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 55 VOTES: 5

173^rd

dont say this

Evening Officer, buy me some beer? (see more)

BY laurrwhoreeex3

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 65 VOTES: 5

174^th

Fat

That uniform makes you look fat! (see more)

BY Ampmstr

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 63 VOTES: 6

175^th

i asked

im here at the teahouse having coffee and there are 6 cops here too. i asked them and they all said "it wasn't me, or why don't you go catch some real bad guys" (see more)

BY soldierforgotten

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 98 VOTES: 6

176^th

idk

cop: sir have you been drinking

me: me nope but i was smoking pot (see more)

BY froggy7979

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 53 VOTES: 6

177^th

Theres

The big ones are 50
The Mediums are 25
and Smalls are 15 (see more)

BY Abdulionaire

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 45 VOTES: 6

178^th

Fatty

Hey cop can u Give me a douGhnut? don't Give me that BS that you don't. by your looks you always ot a DoGnut. (see more)

BY RockRox15

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 112 VOTES: 9

179^th

prisoner escape...

got pulled over...

give me a break i just broke out of prison... shiznit (vrooomm vrooom)...... (see more)

BY zedrick1300

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 107 VOTES: 11

180^th

Drunk

MR. Officer! I swear to drunk I'm not god! (see more)

BY Saintrocker

RATING: 2.1 VIEWS: 23 VOTES: 3

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re: Fast
lol

re: Monopoly Get out of Jail
lol

re: Monopoly Get out of Jail
haha, good one! XD

re: Funny!!!
yea he totaly baked off after that

re: Funny!!!
Aww,,that's cool^^

re: Funny!!!
yea it was funny but i was pissed when he did that and wouldnt move

re: Funny!!!
get that light out of my eye and go get ur self a doughnut fat ass. (cas it was a fat cop) and yea he moved the light out of my eye

re: Funny!!!
Wow that's great! Well i can't say that to any cop here, cuz they r not famous by eating doughnuts, so it would be weird.lol

re: Funny!!!
my uncle got a speeding ticket and i was asleep and the comp shined the flashlight in my face and i was like u have the light shinin in my eye then he didnt move it so was like hy y dont u

re: Funny!!!
but 1 time i did say that 2 a cop i didnt no.

re: Funny!!!
lol

re: Funny!!!
Aww, i wish i could say that to a cop. LOL

re: Funny!!!
yea its funnt ialways tease him like that

re: Funny!!!
LOL! Really?! Hhahaha^^

re: Funny!!!
i say that 2 my uncle tom cas hes a cop

re: Monopoly Get out of Jail
haha 5

re: WELL HELLO
haha thx

re: weed or pot
hahaha 5

re: WELL HELLO
LMAO 5

re: heylo
lolzzzz nice 555

re: DO YOU MIND?
lmao

re: DO YOU MIND?
LMFAOOOO! that would be funny though

re: DO YOU MIND?
yeah don't take that

re: Damn Pigs
hell to tha uh-uh

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