Favorite KATT WILLIAMS Quote

"so what she/he keeps talking about you and hating on you. What do you think a "hater's" job is..to hate. if u have someone hating on u right now u better think of how to get 5 more ppl hating by Christmas. You need haters to make you stronger..w/o haters most ppl wouldn't try to become better. Just tell them "b*tch u just hate me b/c u can't be me..." (see more)

"You messed up my self esteem... BITCH it's called SELF ESTEEM! It's the esteem of ya Mutha Fuckin Self Bitch... How did I fuck up how YOU feel about YOU ? ...Simple Bitch!" KATT WILLIAMS (see more)

"We don't have no time to worry bout no shit like stretch marks... They came from either 1 of 2 things... Either you was big & got small, or you were small & got big ! Either way we fuckin... Either Waaay!" KATT WILLIAMS, ...Hahaha  (see more)

Don’t give me that shit that weed’s a drug. It ain’t no motherfuckin’ drug. I’ve done the research. It’s just a plant. It just grows like that. And if you just happen to set it on fire…  (see more)

"Remember that shit I gave you last week nigga? It's nothing nigga, it's nothin', it's nothing nigga, nigga it's nothing. This shit right here, nigga! This shit right here nigga, right here this shit nigga! This shit right here nigga!....This shit called deaf nigga!"

"That don't even sound attractive, you mean Ima hit it and die nigga?"

"Naw nigga, not death nigga, nigga DEAF! You hit this shit twice, you can't hear nothin'." (see more)

mexicans, all im saying is if your kids in the stroller and his feet can touch the ground, let little essay walk then! he in there with a sidekick and a cigarette, "push faster ese (see more)

Fuck michael jackson, smelling like little 5 year old booty-holes and shit...fuck him (see more)

"Shumminina Shoulda Bought A Honda!" KATT WILLIAMS (see more)

this shit right here. . .
It's kryptachronicudilite! (see more)