Dumbest Celebrity Quotes Ever!

Whitney Houston: "First of all, let's get one thing straight: Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack"  (see more)

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. (see more)

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman" (see more)

«We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.»

- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks  (see more)

I think war is a dangerous place. (see more)

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." -- Britney Spears (see more)

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'" (see more)

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
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"Too many obgyn's aren't able to practice their love with women across this country."

George Bush - (see more)

"What’s Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?"
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I believe human beings and fish can learn to co-exist peacefully (see more)

"I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me" (see more)

"I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist." -- Tara Reid (see more)

"I didn't know Buffalo's had wings!" (see more)

"I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness" (see more)

" I rather make babies because you can't download a F*cking baby " (see more)

Yo, anybody that's not a fan; don't come to my show. For what?! To try and throw ya'll two cents in? Ya'll rated my album shitty and now ya'll come to the show and give it a B+. What's a B+ mean? I'm an extremist. It's either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, fuck you and the whole fucking staff!!! I know I shouldn't dignify this with a comment, but the reviewer threw a jab at all the artists. I just wanna know when was the last time you enjoyed yourself. If you can't have fun and lose yourself at this tour it's a good chance you're a very miserable person. I actually feel sorry for you guys. Your job forces you to not have fun anymore. Grab a drink, holla at some nice girls, and party bitch!! You don't know shit about passion and art. You'll never gain credibility at this rate. You're fucking trash! I make art. You can't rate this. I'm a real person. I'm not a pop star. I don't care about anything but making great art. Never come 2 one of my shows ever again, you're not invited and if you see me...BOW!! (see more)

They misunderestimated me (see more)

"I get to go to lots of oversea places, like Canada."-Britney Spears (see more)

Ah, who can forget Miss Teen South Carolina's 'Like
Such As' Speech!


"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh...people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and...I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our." (see more)