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Dumbest Celebrity Quotes Ever!

Post the dumbest, funniest celebrity quote that you can find. 2 entries max. thank you.


total challengers: 33   
21st
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"I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid." (see more)
 
jazzyx33
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 190  VOTES: 12

 

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"I go out with friends, but I don't have time to get in trouble." - Britney Spears (see more)
 
zkagey13
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 249  VOTES: 12

 

23rd
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"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
- Dan Quayle (see more)
 
DJCMC
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 224  VOTES: 15

 

24th
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"She's got double-D's! You can't cover those suckers up!" (see more)
 
Impulse
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 186  VOTES: 9

 

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Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go. Alaska and Hawaii, I was not allowed to go to even though I really wanted to visit, but my staff would not justify it. (see more)
 
Tate31
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 185  VOTES: 12

 

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“I’m the England captain and I know for a fact every single player in that team would play for their country for nothing. The bonuses are, well, a bonus for us.” (see more)
 
jamluv
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 229  VOTES: 9

 

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"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." (see more)
 
MadMike02
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 169  VOTES: 9

 

28th
"Is this chicken, what I have, It's supposed to be tuna fish, but It says Chicken by the Sea" (see more)
 
Silas
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 135  VOTES: 7

 

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Jessica Simpson - "Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea" (see more)
 
Thomasoc
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 160  VOTES: 7

 

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I that that link with a passion "Thats so Hot". Makes my blood boil (see more)
 
Ckboy
RATING: 1.9  VIEWS: 134  VOTES: 4

 

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Mr. president how do we resolve conflict between the tribes and the federal government? tribal sovereignty means that... it's sovereign. you’re a... you’re a... you've been given sovereignty and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is a relationship between sovereign entities. (Room laughs) (see more)
 
pitfrog21b
RATING: 1.9  VIEWS: 180  VOTES: 7

 

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In the interview when asked wat he thinks about Barak Obama he says, "Barack?! What the f**k is a Barack? Barack Obama. Where he from (sic), Africa?" When advised the Illinois senator's father was Kenyon, he says, "What the f**k? That ain't no f**kin' name, yo. That ain't that n**ga's name. You can't be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f**k outta here." The 37-year-old explained his lack of knowledge, stating he "ain't really paying much attention" to the bitter battle between Obama and Hillary Clinton to become the democrat candidate. (see more)
 
jamluv
RATING: 1.9  VIEWS: 151  VOTES: 6

 

33rd
"Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain" (see more)
 
Sarah281
RATING: 1.8  VIEWS: 199  VOTES: 7



 
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Comments

JANErocks
JANErocks HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: WTF!
its ok!
toriesurf
over 3 years ago
re: WTF!
Dude, I just read this and Laughed. Hot dog that's funny! would've voted but i was too lat. Sorry homeslice. Next time.
kekoa12
kekoa12 captain
over 3 years ago
re: Crack is Wack
what a psycho 5
swtmandamay
swtmandamay HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: WTF!
anytime girl!!!
JANErocks
JANErocks HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: WTF!
thank yoU!
elmo24
elmo24 all-star
over 3 years ago
re: George W. Bush
looooooooooool
swtmandamay
swtmandamay HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: WTF!
5
elmo24
elmo24 all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Arnold Schwarzenegger
looooooooooool
elmo24
elmo24 all-star
over 3 years ago
re: WTF!
HOLY! Can we say RETARD? she's messed fo real
JANErocks
JANErocks HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: WTF!
hahahah you're so mean! but yes she is!
ml2niceguy
ml2niceguy starter
over 3 years ago
re: WTF!
god she's a whore...a whore with a nice body and lots of loot...DAMN YOU NICK CANNON!!! DAMN YOU!!!
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 3 years ago
re: Crack is Wack
too funny! so true!
winkadoodle
winkadoodle legend
over 3 years ago
re: Crack is Wack
she's pretty cocky to be a crack head ain't she?
TornApart
TornApart all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Crack is Wack
yeah but bobby doesn't
bigmomma4
bigmomma4 starter
over 3 years ago
re: Crack is Wack
yeah that is a classic!5
msmichalla
msmichalla franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Jason Kidd
He really said that?????? LMAO!!!!!
nadineclaire
nadineclaire HOFer
over 3 years ago
nadineclaire
nadineclaire HOFer
over 3 years ago
maryfrances
maryfrances franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Jessica Simpson
i was lol when she said that
maryfrances
maryfrances franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Jessica Simpson
lolz i saw this on tv,,haha
bigalwillis
bigalwillis all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Crack is Wack
lol ,, look what that stuff does to her brain :)
swtmandamay
swtmandamay HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: Crack is Wack
its sad about her 4 real she was one of my favs when i was little
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 4 years ago
re: Crack is Wack
thx girl. i know, she had a rough time, but talented as hell!
swtmandamay
swtmandamay HOFer
over 4 years ago
re: Crack is Wack
not a crack head huh she sounded like one though...5 for you as always marjan
Impulse
Impulse all-american
over 4 years ago
re: Jessica Simpson
<--- I forgot to switch out of my brother's screenname before I went searching, but this is MY profile.
 
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IBY Awards (3)

“SERIOUSLY...Best quote!”
— toriesurf awarded WTF!
over 3 years ago
“OMG WTF!!!!”
— swtmandamay awarded WTF!
over 3 years ago
“LMFAO!!!”
— C_Dizzle44 awarded Arnold Schwarzenegger
over 4 years ago