RJBrian delivers a beatdown! RJBrian
RJBrian
delivers a beatdown!   congratulations!

best your momma joke!

easy... you basically say the best your momma, poppa, cousin, or anyother relative you can think of and try to dis anyone higher in the contest then you... based off only the persons picture.


total challengers: 34   
1st
Yo Momma is so fat that when she fell in love she broke it. :) (see more)
 
RJBrian
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 301  VOTES: 14

 

2nd
you mama is so fat, that she uses a mattress for a tampon (see more)
 
badgirl
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 293  VOTES: 7

 

3rd
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Yo Mamma so ugly, she makes blind children cry. (see more)
 
HayeleesMommy
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 324  VOTES: 18

 

4th
Yo mama so short, I can see her feet in her drivers license photo. (see more)
 
LostinDenver
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 271  VOTES: 14

 

5th
Yo Mama's ass is so big she went to the airport and got arrested for having 20 pounds of crack lol (see more)
 
kubes
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 271  VOTES: 10

 

6th
Yo Momma's breath smells so bad she can't help but to talk shit!!! (see more)
 
t_rock
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 285  VOTES: 12

 

7th
YO MOMMA'S SO FAT...

...her cereal bowl has a lifeguard. (see more)
 
twix1390
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 242  VOTES: 11

 

8th
Yo mommas so fat when god wanted there to be light he asked her to move! (see more)
 
Krnboy333
RATING: 3.0  VIEWS: 247  VOTES: 7

 

9th
Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck. (see more)
 
N0Caffeine
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 277  VOTES: 10

 

10th
your momma is so dumb i told her to " do the robot" and now RTD2 has aids!

:] (see more)
 
madxboredxx
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 302  VOTES: 14

 

11th
would be..

yo mama soo dumb she hit a parked car =D


LOL. (see more)
 
thAox3
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 209  VOTES: 12

 

12th
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Your momma's teeth so yellow i really can't believe it's not butter. (see more)
 
NaturallyHYPED
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 114  VOTES: 4

 

13th
Yo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics." (see more)
 
Hells_Janitor
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 137  VOTES: 4

 

14th
yo momma is SOOO skinny.. she choked on a one grain of rice!  (see more)
 
nice_s
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 164  VOTES: 10

 

15th
yo mama so stupid she went to a Clippers game expecting a haircut.  (see more)
 
jusbae
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 187  VOTES: 10

 

16th
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Yo momma so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. (see more)
 
Paesch0407
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 161  VOTES: 8

 

17th
Yo momma so fat... she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!" (see more)
 
jezze
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 140  VOTES: 7

 

18th
Yo momma's so fat, I took a photo of her last Christmas and it's still printing. (see more)
 
adorares
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 142  VOTES: 6

 

19th
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Yo momma so poor she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch. (see more)
 
Mi5ZiE_SaRA_X
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 154  VOTES: 10

 

20th
Yo mamma's s fat she has 4 sizes of clothes, large, extra large, jumbo, and OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US! (see more)
 
rhedsox27
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 125  VOTES: 5



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Comments

blondegirl101
blondegirl101 varsity
over 3 years ago
re: woooooo!
lmao ive did that before...its not that hard
AbbeyMagpoc
AbbeyMagpoc legend
over 3 years ago
re: Yo Momma...
HAHA aww damn! lol
shanakaye_F
shanakaye_F legend
over 3 years ago
re: Yo Momma...
LMAO
twix1390
twix1390 all-state
over 3 years ago
re: Yo Mama so short...
haha! a classic. :)
PeterHayden
PeterHayden all-american
over 3 years ago
re: yo momma!
Angelique, wait til you turn 35.....you may have to tone it down a bit.
PeterHayden
PeterHayden all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Yo mama so fat
Please at least READ mine...thanks.
Angelique
Angelique captain
over 3 years ago
re: yo momma!
No, not THAT skinny, lol! I'm skinny for my age. I eat a lot, and I don't pick up weight, it's scary actually, hehe!
nice_s
nice_s franchise
over 3 years ago
re: yo momma!
daamn.. ur dat skinny?? lol!
Marjan
Marjan legend
over 3 years ago
re: Big Ass
hahaha good one!
Ckboy
Ckboy HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Yo Mama so short...
ahahah 5!
Angelique
Angelique captain
over 3 years ago
re: Yo Mama so short...
Classic!
Angelique
Angelique captain
over 3 years ago
re: yo momma!
Haha! That's what my children will be told one day!
mst1002
mst1002 all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Yo Mama, so ugly!...
aw hell naw!
mst1002
mst1002 all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Yo Momma Joke
lmao~
RJBrian
RJBrian pantheon
over 4 years ago
re: Yo Momma Joke
Lol! That's a pretty good one man.
thAox3
thAox3 franchise
over 4 years ago
re: Yo Momma Joke
oOoo!!! i like this one a lot! never heard it before 555
jusbae
jusbae all-city
over 4 years ago
re: Best your momma joke
haha this one is good :)
thAox3
thAox3 franchise
over 4 years ago
re: Best your momma joke
LOLLL :D
RJBrian
RJBrian pantheon
over 4 years ago
re: Yo Mama, so ugly!...
Lol! Good one.
dorkielala
dorkielala all-city
over 4 years ago
re: my favorite
no comment....hehehe jk
 
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IBY Awards (4)

“broke it??lol”
— shanakaye_F awarded Yo Momma...
over 3 years ago
“I won't”
— mice_aliling awarded She is so Dumb
over 3 years ago
“most desturbing mental image”
— pitzler awarded yo
over 3 years ago