Best made-up, meaningless proverbs for Button

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and the guy from HS who got the sex change and now begs for nickles at 7Eleven as FAR away as you can (see more)

wisdom comes from a wise man that is wise searching for wisdom that is wisely wise of wisdom  (see more)

You can't make a stand sitting down. (see more)

Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about. (see more)

Those who seek may not always find. Those who find may not have sought. But this I know, hide and seek is always the shit. (see more)

This was cut from the movie, a scene where Benjamin Button is going to bed:

Benjamin: Yawn, I'm sleepy.

Man: When one sleeps, one must close his eyes. But a closed eye can never see.

Benjamin: Uhhh...ok.

[enter main theme song] (see more)

Life isn't measured in minutes, but in Moments.. (see more)

It is not the what not. Nor the who not. But who of the what not is the is not the who not. (see more)

something could might happen to you or someone else (see more)

SpaceKat sez: "People who live in glass houses...should use bathroom in basement"! (see more)

Man with light bulb for head, not always bright. (see more)