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I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients. (see more)
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BY TEAM_DK
RATING: 3.1 VIEWS: 704 VOTES: 42
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Let''s Have Some Pun! (Read Rules!!!)
Puns are "A play on words." For example: Sir Lancelot had a knight mare! or Lettuce (Let us). Hope you got it! If not, oh well! No limit. Have fun!total challengers: 71
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2nd
I used to be a blackjack dealer, but was offered a better deal. (see more)
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BY TEAM_DK
RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 322 VOTES: 32
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3rd
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me. (see more)
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RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 277 VOTES: 23
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4th
She drove her expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. (see more)
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BY RachelHeck
RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 304 VOTES: 39
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5th
A small boy swalloed some coins and was taken to the hospital. When his grandma called to ask how he was, the nurse said, "No change yet." (see more)
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RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 127 VOTES: 17
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6th
Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side got cut off? Oh well he's all right now. (see more)
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RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 156 VOTES: 19
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7th
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. (see more)
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RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 123 VOTES: 16
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8th
Two peanuts were walking ina tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted. (see more)
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RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 118 VOTES: 14
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9th
A bicycle can't stand on it's own because it's two-tired. (see more)
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RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 149 VOTES: 17
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10th
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
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BY swtmandamay
RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 185 VOTES: 29
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11th
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. (see more)
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RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 104 VOTES: 14
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12th
Two hats were hanging on a rack in the hall way. One hat says to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head." (see more)
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RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 83 VOTES: 15
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13th
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards; their feet smell and their noses run. (see more)
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RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 97 VOTES: 15
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14th
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said "Keep off the GRASS". (see more)
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BY RachelHeck
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 258 VOTES: 32
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15th
I used to have a girlfriend with a wooden leg, but i broke it off. (see more)
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BY joisme123
RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 208 VOTES: 29
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20th
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering. (see more)
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RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 75 VOTES: 13
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re: These puns are so funny!
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(Y) thumbs up
re: xD a clasic pun
back in the day
back in the day
re: Puntastic punularness
lmao thats a good one
lmao thats a good one
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